The Football State of United Adaikes is a colossal, genial nation, ruled by Luke Salazar with an even hand, and remarkable for its free-roaming dinosaurs, punitive income tax rates, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate population of 6.607 billion Adaikesians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Adaikes Central. The average income tax rate is 90.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient United Adaikesian economy, worth a remarkable 1,005 trillion florins a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Furniture Restoration, and Tourism. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 152,180 florins, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Demand for night vision goggles and boat engine mufflers has spiked, the "war on terror" doesn't seem to be making Adaikesians any less frightened, most academic research has ground to a halt, and high-tech infantry rifles automatically reload when the soldier shoots outside the screen of their helmet HUD. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. United Adaikes's national animal is the panther, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

United Adaikes is ranked 107,266^th in the world and 790^th in the West Pacific for Largest Black Market, with 402 billion Standard Monetary Units.