The Serious Yet Funny Government of United Allied Systems Nations is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by Ms Ayley Ryder with a fair hand, and remarkable for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, unlimited-speed roads, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic population of 4.079 billion Humans are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Free City of Concordia. The average income tax rate is 88.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient United Allied Systems Nationsian economy, worth 505 trillion Aros Luzons a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Furniture Restoration. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 123,888 Aros Luzons, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The government funds large training centres to turn Falcons into functioning members of society, citizens often pray for divine guidance in supermarkets, foreign despots proudly bandstand on United Allied Systems Nationsian airwaves, and the government has put a kid glove on the invisible hand of the free market. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. United Allied Systems Nations's national animal is the Falcon, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is No Official Religion.

United Allied Systems Nations is ranked 262,344^th in the world and 2,075^th in the South Pacific for Largest Black Market, with 94.1 billion Standard Monetary Units.