The Republic of United Astor Navern is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by President Cifford Adkins with an even hand, and renowned for its rum-swilling pirates, ban on automobiles, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, devout population of 1.895 billion Navernians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Navern City. The average income tax rate is 21.5%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The Navernian economy, worth 95.1 trillion Euros a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Retail, Information Technology, and Cheese Exports. Average income is 50,207 Euros, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Bleach is the nation's most common pesticide, immigrants who don't like the taste of Navernian Turnip Chips are immediately deported, the government officially wants you to slow down and speak more clearly, and kids laugh off vandalism and arson as "just fun". Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. United Astor Navern's national animal is the Dove, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Islam and Christianity.

United Astor Navern is ranked 83,419^th in the world and 4,494^th in Balder for Lowest Crime Rates, with 68.04 law-abiding acts per hour.