The People's Ordained Kingdom of United Cacti of Estaban is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by King Estaban with an even hand, and remarkable for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, keen interest in outer space, and ban on automobiles. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 10.2 billion Estabanians enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The enormous, liberal, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Estaban city. The average income tax rate is 98.5%.

The frighteningly efficient Estabanian economy, worth a remarkable 1,964 trillion Estabanian cactis a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing and Tourism. Average income is an impressive 192,574 Estabanian cactis, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Consumption of cat memes has skyrocketed, the mood of raunchy movies is often ruined by the sound of babies crying, tourists from around the world come to visit the country's famous rainforests, and citizens are allowed to rise or fall based on their own merits. Crime is totally unknown. United Cacti of Estaban's national animal is the Cactus, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

United Cacti of Estaban is ranked 193,384^th in the world and 1^st in Cactus Union for Largest Furniture Restoration Industry, scoring 651.45 on the Spitz-Pollish Productivity Index.