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The Free Land of United Canara

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Category: Capitalist Paradise
Civil Rights:
Below Average
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Few

Regional Influence: Hermit

Location: Terra Pro Redditu

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United Canara

Population11.753 billion

CapitalHelliosis
LeaderLucius
FaithDemonology

CurrencySkull
AnimalBrachiosaurus

The Free Land of United Canara is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Lucius with an even hand, and remarkable for its rum-swilling pirates, aversion to nipples, and pith helmet sales. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 11.753 billion Canarans are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The tiny, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Industry, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Helliosis. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Canaran economy, worth a remarkable 4,625 trillion Skulls a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Retail, Information Technology, and Soda Sales. Black market activity is notable. Average income is an amazing 393,558 Skulls, with the richest citizens earning 9.4 times as much as the poorest.

Fewer people are bathing as citizens must show ration stamps before they can turn on their faucets, Canaran athletes are close to breaking the 2 minute mile and the 16 meter long jump, nuclear reactors are held together with party string and Hubba Bubba, and nude art is becoming wildly popular. Crime, especially youth-related, is so common that it is unusual to encounter someone following the law, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. United Canara's national animal is the Brachiosaurus, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Demonology.

United Canara is ranked 12,898th in the world and 1st in Terra Pro Redditu for Most Stationary, with 1,952.69835443892 days.

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Most Armed: 57thHighest Crime Rates: 70thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 110thMost Avoided: 111thFattest Citizens: 117thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 141stRudest Citizens: 195thLargest Gambling Industry: 204thHighest Disposable Incomes: 287thLargest Retail Industry: 422ndMost Valuable International Artwork: 465thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 527thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 534thMost Efficient Economies: 564thMost Corrupt Governments: 711thMost Rebellious Youth: 872ndHighest Average Incomes: 1,169thLargest Mining Sector: 1,281stLargest Insurance Industry: 1,411thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1,680thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 2,094thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 2,128thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 2,177thMost Scientifically Advanced: 2,252ndMost Patriotic: 2,435thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 2,491stLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 2,575thTop
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Most Subsidized Industry: 3,189thHighest Economic Output: 3,767thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 4,104thLargest Information Technology Sector: 6,037thLargest Governments: 6,754thLargest Agricultural Sector: 7,152ndMost Secular: 8,733rdHighest Poor Incomes: 11,743rdMost Stationary: 12,898thNudest: 13,027thMost Influential: 14,160thTop
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Largest Black Market: 21,099thHighest Drug Use: 28,718th

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : United Canara was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Drug Use.
  • : Following new legislation in United Canara, nude art is becoming wildly popular.
  • : Following new legislation in United Canara, nuclear reactors are held together with party string and Hubba Bubba.
  • : Following new legislation in United Canara, Canaran athletes are close to breaking the 2 minute mile and the 16 meter long jump.
  • : Following new legislation in United Canara, fewer people are bathing as citizens must show ration stamps before they can turn on their faucets.
  • : Following new legislation in United Canara, the name of the "Butcher of Bigtopia" adorns shirts across United Canara.
  • : Following new legislation in United Canara, athletes and street criminals compete for solid steel baseball bats.
  • : Following new legislation in United Canara, major cities shut down as their local sports team takes to the field every day.
  • : Following new legislation in United Canara, shipping canals are a bit like unimaginative cheese shops -- filled with debris.
  • : Following new legislation in United Canara, gossip magazines are more interested in astrological stars than celebrity ones.

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