Category: Capitalist Paradise | ||
Civil Rights: Below Average |
Economy: Frightening |
Political Freedoms: Few |
Regional Influence: Hermit
Location: Terra Pro Redditu
Population | 11.753 billion |
Capital | Helliosis |
Leader | Lucius |
Faith | Demonology |
Currency | Skull |
Animal | Brachiosaurus |
The Free Land of United Canara is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Lucius with an even hand, and remarkable for its rum-swilling pirates, aversion to nipples, and pith helmet sales. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 11.753 billion Canarans are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.
The tiny, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Industry, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Helliosis. Income tax is unheard of.
The frighteningly efficient Canaran economy, worth a remarkable 4,625 trillion Skulls a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Retail, Information Technology, and Soda Sales. Black market activity is notable. Average income is an amazing 393,558 Skulls, with the richest citizens earning 9.4 times as much as the poorest.
Fewer people are bathing as citizens must show ration stamps before they can turn on their faucets, Canaran athletes are close to breaking the 2 minute mile and the 16 meter long jump, nuclear reactors are held together with party string and Hubba Bubba, and nude art is becoming wildly popular. Crime, especially youth-related, is so common that it is unusual to encounter someone following the law, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. United Canara's national animal is the Brachiosaurus, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Demonology.
United Canara is ranked 12,898th in the world and 1st in Terra Pro Redditu for Most Stationary, with 1,952.69835443892 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : United Canara was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Drug Use.
- : Following new legislation in United Canara, nude art is becoming wildly popular.
- : Following new legislation in United Canara, nuclear reactors are held together with party string and Hubba Bubba.
- : Following new legislation in United Canara, Canaran athletes are close to breaking the 2 minute mile and the 16 meter long jump.
- : Following new legislation in United Canara, fewer people are bathing as citizens must show ration stamps before they can turn on their faucets.
- : Following new legislation in United Canara, the name of the "Butcher of Bigtopia" adorns shirts across United Canara.
- : Following new legislation in United Canara, athletes and street criminals compete for solid steel baseball bats.
- : Following new legislation in United Canara, major cities shut down as their local sports team takes to the field every day.
- : Following new legislation in United Canara, shipping canals are a bit like unimaginative cheese shops -- filled with debris.
- : Following new legislation in United Canara, gossip magazines are more interested in astrological stars than celebrity ones.