The ɔıןqndǝᴚ ɔıʇɐɹɔoɯǝᗡ of United Chinese States is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by Kanzler unknown with an even hand, and notable for its frequent executions, complete lack of prisons, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate population of 5.728 billion Stateratis are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Education, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Dongjing. The average income tax rate is 70.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The thriving Statesist economy, worth 371 trillion Sheuros a year, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Automobile Manufacturing, Book Publishing, and Woodchip Exports. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 64,814 Sheuros, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Shady doctors seem to have impeccable records, ancestry test results arrive bundled with patent applications, billions of Sheuros are being poured into a space program, and abortions are routinely performed in the nation's hospitals. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. United Chinese States's national animal is the Panda, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is πism.

United Chinese States is ranked 89,929^th in the world and 423^rd in Europe for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring 2,582.31 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.