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The Germanic Union of United Democratic Christian States

“Für das Reich, Für das Volk!” Kaiser Wilhelm IV

Category: Father Knows Best State
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Regional Influence: Duckspeaker

Location: Democritus


United Democratic Christian States

Population11.009 billion

LeaderKaiser Wilhelm IV

CurrencyGerman Mark
AnimalImperial Eagle

The Germanic Union of United Democratic Christian States is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Kaiser Wilhelm IV with an iron fist, and renowned for its ubiquitous missile silos, free-roaming dinosaurs, and ritual sacrifices. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 11.009 billion Christians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The relatively small, corrupt, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, although Law & Order, Industry, and Education are also considered important, while Social Policy and International Aid are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Benbrook. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 22.6%.

The frighteningly efficient United Democratic Christian Statesian economy, worth a remarkable 2,198 trillion German Marks a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Retail, and Uranium Mining. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 199,693 German Marks, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,207,910 per year while the poor average 14,770, a ratio of 81.8 to 1.

Gay couples have to travel to Brancaland to find a church that will actually let them wed, balaclava manufacturers are held criminally culpable for bank heists, lonely people are supposed to be cheered up by the many parties that they are never invited to, and travelers often bring empty plastic bottles on Air United Democratic Christian States flights to avoid the pay lavatories. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. United Democratic Christian States's national animal is the Imperial Eagle, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Catholic-Lutheranism.

United Democratic Christian States is ranked 65,374th in the world and 24th in Democritus for Smartest Citizens, with 36.85 Quips Per Hour.

Highest Wealthy Incomes: 1,414thTop
Highest Disposable Incomes: 2,778thMost Devout: 3,164thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 3,616thLargest Black Market: 3,948thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 4,191stLargest Manufacturing Sector: 4,814thLargest Retail Industry: 4,876thMost Avoided: 5,258thMost Corrupt Governments: 5,349thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 5,377thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 5,464thLargest Information Technology Sector: 5,526thHighest Average Incomes: 6,344thMost Valuable International Artwork: 6,405thMost Scientifically Advanced: 6,683rdHighest Economic Output: 6,794thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 7,059thMost Armed: 8,318thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 8,868thLargest Mining Sector: 9,241stLargest Gambling Industry: 9,535thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 9,941stMost Influential: 10,787thMost Efficient Economies: 10,846thTop
Largest Cheese Export Sector: 12,168thMost Advanced Public Transport: 14,520thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 17,444thMost Stationary: 17,668thLargest Governments: 17,922ndLowest Crime Rates: 18,050thMost Developed: 19,136th
Highest Wealthy Incomes: 1st in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 1st in the regionTop
Largest Gambling Industry: 2nd in the regionMost Devout: 2nd in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 3rd in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 3rd in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 3rd in the regionMost Avoided: 3rd in the regionMost Conservative: 3rd in the region

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