The Greater Christian Empire of United Great Holy Empire is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Prime Minister Hans Wrobels with an iron fist, and notable for its keen interest in outer space, digital currency, and public floggings. The hard-nosed, cynical, devout population of 16.984 billion Greater Christians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of World Central. The average income tax rate is 88.7%.

The frighteningly efficient United Great Holy Empirean economy, worth a remarkable 5,963 trillion Aens a year, is fairly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Book Publishing, Furniture Restoration, and Basket Weaving. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 351,146 Aens, with the richest citizens earning 5.0 times as much as the poorest.

Children asking questions about science are referred to relevant sections in religious texts, United Great Holy Empire is increasingly belligerent on the international stage, everyone wants to be on the guest list for diplomatic parties, and tourists are denied entry because of a distant relative married to a Lilliputian. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. United Great Holy Empire's national animal is the Japanese Eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Greater Christianity.

United Great Holy Empire is ranked 274,577^th in the world and 4,394^th in the South Pacific for Most Primitive, scoring -170.15 on the Scary Big Number Scale.