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The Union of United Hamaradi Emirates

“Crush the infidels!”

Category: Corporate Police State
Civil Rights:
Rare
Economy:
Thriving
Political Freedoms:
Few

Regional Influence: Squire

Location: Barbaria

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United Hamaradi Emirates

Population1.463 billion

CapitalFarsars
LeaderPresident Omari Dayai
FaithYellowism

CurrencyHamaradi Dinar
AnimalCamel

The Union of United Hamaradi Emirates is a massive, safe nation, ruled by President Omari Dayai with an iron fist, and notable for its aversion to nipples, keen interest in outer space, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, devout population of 1.463 billion Hamaradi are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The tiny, moralistic government prioritizes Defense, with Law & Order, Spirituality, and Industry also on the agenda, while International Aid and Welfare receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Farsars. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 9.1%.

The thriving Hamaradi economy, worth 108 trillion Hamaradi Dinars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Gambling industry, with major contributions from Retail, Arms Manufacturing, and Uranium Mining. Average income is 74,045 Hamaradi Dinars, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 216,315 per year while the poor average 20,015, a ratio of 10.8 to 1.

Evenings at university debating societies often end with everyone acknowledging both sides may well be right, the only soporific permitted during sermons is the preacher's voice, the Farsars XV Regiment (aka "The Goat Starers") have yet to win a battle, and Yellowism has been named as United Hamaradi Emirates's national religion. Crime is moderate, possibly because it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many regulations. United Hamaradi Emirates's national animal is the Camel, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Yellowism.

United Hamaradi Emirates is ranked 35,305th in the world and 48th in Barbaria for Most Conservative, scoring 79.1 on the Bush-Santorum Dawning Terror Index.

Top
5%
Highest Unexpected Death Rate: 5,637thFattest Citizens: 8,520thLargest Gambling Industry: 12,272ndTop
10%
Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 21,674thHighest Disposable Incomes: 22,063rdLargest Retail Industry: 22,442ndMost Ignorant Citizens: 25,888th

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : United Hamaradi Emirates was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Ignorant Citizens.
  • : United Hamaradi Emirates changed its national faith to "Yellowism".
  • : Following new legislation in United Hamaradi Emirates, Yellowism has been named as United Hamaradi Emirates's national religion.
  • : Following new legislation in United Hamaradi Emirates, the Farsars XV Regiment (aka "The Goat Starers") have yet to win a battle.
  • : Following new legislation in United Hamaradi Emirates, the only soporific permitted during sermons is the preacher's voice.
  • : Following new legislation in United Hamaradi Emirates, evenings at university debating societies often end with everyone acknowledging both sides may well be right.
  • : Following new legislation in United Hamaradi Emirates, citizens have to identify all the polar bears in a blizzard photo in order to access their bank account.
  • : United Hamaradi Emirates's influence in Barbaria rose from "Page" to "Squire".
  • : United Hamaradi Emirates was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Ignorant Citizens.
  • : Following new legislation in United Hamaradi Emirates, even the nation's brussel sprouts are delicious and nutritious.

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