The Federal Republic of United Kolance is a huge, efficient nation, notable for its museums and concert halls, smutty television, and infamous sell-swords. The hard-working, democratic, devout population of 631 million United Kolanceans live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The relatively small, corrupt, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Industry, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Saint Aallin. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 27.1%.

The frighteningly efficient United Kolancean economy, worth 82.2 trillion United Kolance Dollars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Gambling, and Retail. Black market activity is notable. Average income is an impressive 130,226 United Kolance Dollars, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 470,927 per year while the poor average 25,699, a ratio of 18.3 to 1.

The government's stance on marriage is 'Let United Kolanceans marry themselves', ironic death by tasering is on the rise amongst door-to-door taser salesmen, the nation's endangered species are no longer endangered, and police officers often head to work wearing onesies and fluffy pink bunny-slippers. Crime, especially youth-related, is a major problem, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. United Kolance's national animal is the Eagle, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution.

United Kolance is ranked 79,531^st in the world and 637^th in 10000 Islands for Largest Publishing Industry, scoring 3,791.55 on the Bella Potter Productivity e-Index.