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The Federal Republic of United Kolance

“Strength and Resilience for Building of a Nation”

Category: Anarchy
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Regional Influence: Shoeshiner

Location: 10000 Islands


United Kolance

Population631 million

CapitalSaint Aallin

CurrencyUnited Kolance Dollar

The Federal Republic of United Kolance is a huge, efficient nation, notable for its museums and concert halls, smutty television, and infamous sell-swords. The hard-working, democratic, devout population of 631 million United Kolanceans live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The relatively small, corrupt, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Industry, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Saint Aallin. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 27.1%.

The frighteningly efficient United Kolancean economy, worth 82.2 trillion United Kolance Dollars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Gambling, and Retail. Black market activity is notable. Average income is an impressive 130,226 United Kolance Dollars, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 470,927 per year while the poor average 25,699, a ratio of 18.3 to 1.

The government's stance on marriage is 'Let United Kolanceans marry themselves', ironic death by tasering is on the rise amongst door-to-door taser salesmen, the nation's endangered species are no longer endangered, and police officers often head to work wearing onesies and fluffy pink bunny-slippers. Crime, especially youth-related, is a major problem, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. United Kolance's national animal is the Eagle, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution.

United Kolance is ranked 79,531st in the world and 637th in 10000 Islands for Largest Publishing Industry, scoring 3,791.55 on the Bella Potter Productivity e-Index.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 1,113thRudest Citizens: 2,397thTop
Highest Drug Use: 3,018thMost Influential: 4,153rdHighest Crime Rates: 4,324thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 5,605thLargest Gambling Industry: 5,879thFattest Citizens: 6,313thHighest Disposable Incomes: 6,737thMost Rebellious Youth: 7,207thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 8,038thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 9,189thMost Valuable International Artwork: 9,538thMost Armed: 11,539thTop
Largest Cheese Export Sector: 13,871stLargest Retail Industry: 14,231stMost Inclusive: 14,711thMost Efficient Economies: 16,056thMost Avoided: 16,235thMost Cultured: 16,818thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 17,155thMost Cheerful Citizens: 17,220thHighest Food Quality: 17,634thMost Scientifically Advanced: 18,901stLargest Manufacturing Sector: 21,516thHighest Average Incomes: 22,050thLargest Information Technology Sector: 22,264thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 22,465thMost Politically Free: 25,588thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 26,483rdMost Subsidized Industry: 26,497th
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 14th in the regionTop
Most Politically Free: 18th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 24th in the regionMost Pro-Market: 43rd in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 47th in the regionRudest Citizens: 49th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 51st in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 59th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 62nd in the regionFattest Citizens: 72nd in the regionTop
Most Extreme: 73rd in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 81st in the regionMost Avoided: 86th in the regionMost Armed: 100th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 100th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 103rd in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 106th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 114th in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 114th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 127th in the regionNudest: 138th in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 142nd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : United Kolance was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Drug Use and Largest Cheese Export Sector and the Top 10% for Most Avoided.
  • : United Kolance endorsed The Sultanate of Save The Wheat.
  • : United Kolance voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Repeal "Commend Europeia"".
  • : Following new legislation in United Kolance, police officers often head to work wearing onesies and fluffy pink bunny-slippers.
  • : Following new legislation in United Kolance, the nation's endangered species are no longer endangered.
  • : Following new legislation in United Kolance, ironic death by tasering is on the rise amongst door-to-door taser salesmen.
  • : Following new legislation in United Kolance, the government's stance on marriage is 'Let United Kolanceans marry themselves'.
  • : Following new legislation in United Kolance, shaken martini sales have soared in nations surrounding United Kolance.
  • : United Kolance endorsed The Island Imperium of Markanite.
  • : Following new legislation in United Kolance, all the world's a stage for United Kolancean political theatrics.


World Assembly

Endorsements Received: 172 » Solsevara, Macrasetia, Hashari Darussalam, Medetas, Liberdon, Vicim, The Soylent Green Party, Markanite, Palman, Samonaemia, Tannakristan, Rotzka, Keswickholt, Feinlin, Durius, Mastodonia, Dustwind, Immortal Anfield, Union of Socialist Irish Republics, Puffandria, Reich do Brasil, Germanic and Jewish people, Colonel Terrosit, Nuremburgia, Greater Theowherveld, Reformed Imperis, Grimmywelsh, Jaegerpondonia, The Galactic American Imperium, Gewisse, Blogotopia, YesIdowantcalamarithanks, Republic of Libriano, Donnee, Rog Mily, Cathamye, Havesia, Haivon, Lushiania, United Atle Lamton, Saint Nations, Bavhia, Telseria, Vivolkha, Unity 45, The Unidet Of Life, Old Atlantica, The African Emirates, Messa Skyland, Boroii, and 122 others.Swag Chief Bubba Estate, Yarkutsk, The Monkesian Islands, Dovant, Ursabeknikov, Clialaad, Pogthebravelandia, Creeptopia, Kam-Chatka, Alski, Schezlandia, Raskana, Holma, Asardia, Belistien, Franconia and Bavaria, Treeford, Germanitaloslav, Farno, Evertopia, Thexaelen, Aquachromia, Federal republic of wakanda, Volsordia, Fractethyst, Namakan, Coreras, Faradova, The Democratic State Of Josora, Archipel Kerguelen, Attoree, Kanycta, Chip Skylark, Houbur, Prairiesora, Lower Phlebacite, Kungur, DetroitSmash, Zeganas, Seranis, Ilfarasia, Thied Isles, Better Indonesia, The Divine Elephant, Natermishia, City of Saint Nicolas, Inhwan, Rauensteinland, Gal Cradia, Indiana100, Generic Country Name That Is Available, Iontan, Yakkandiania, Striagro Uspil, Northern African Sahara, Katitania, El Barris, United federation of kurdistan, Free Land of Rebellium, Kyrizstanislav, Ear Exploder 9000, Vragar, Zumandi, The Snake Brotherhood, Airday, Slaytania, Pickens Nation, Selinoz, Limonata, Deolux, Seantonia, Second Peenadian, Tusenadingia Norgenadingasianglen, Saz3d, Anollasia, Danyl, Tangora, Coldian, Syedians, Aidang, Anteden, Nanase Army, Kierekiko, Frabe, Girls Who Say Bruh, Navarimill, New Caledonia Secundus, Sanron, Kaprein, Polterland, Maalemzya, Brandenbourg-Anhalt, Nami Bays, Pavaro, Mucaglana, Dishind, Testa, Ishkabibber, Krystalveil, Grungerock, Canadian North California, Crovanish, Novegia, Buludius, East Vhing Rollistal, Austral Imperium, East Nirspie, Zachais, United Oria, Jarnam, Tramolvalnia, Gay Dragons, VapeNation, Droganstein, New Terrasol, Seevolin, Dieselia, Luna Bean, Gepanzerberg, Anargerion, Iron Soviet, and Achessia.