The Republic of United Lovervyche is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by The Proletariat with an even hand, and notable for its daily referendums, state-planned economy, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, cheerful population of 8.318 billion United Lovervycheans are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Education, Welfare, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Foxville. The average income tax rate is 99.4%.

The frighteningly efficient United Lovervychean economy, worth a remarkable 1,647 trillion dollars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 198,012 dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Wealthy pranksters dump refuse on unsuspecting citizens from up high, internal strife within the Red Bloc crumbles in the face of fiery rhetoric, government ministers are regularly seen in the streets confessing their sins and hammering missiles into plow-shares, and the government is washing its hands of alleged corruption. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. United Lovervyche's national animal is the fox, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

United Lovervyche is ranked 258,017^th in the world and 194^th in The Region That Has No Big Banks for Most Conservative, scoring 36.83 on the Bush-Santorum Dawning Terror Index.