The Kingdom of United of Russia is a huge, cultured nation, renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape, frequent executions, and restrictive gun laws. The humorless population of 266 million United of Russians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Law & Order. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 41.0%.

The strong United of Russian economy, worth 17.4 trillion Caribbean dollars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Uranium Mining, Cheese Exports, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 65,332 Caribbean dollars, with the richest citizens earning 6.6 times as much as the poorest.

The entire retail industry has been replaced by online delivery services, horns and hypocrisy are the newest exports of United of Russia, new research always seems to support government initiatives, and Jennifer Government is banned. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. United of Russia's national animal is the Wolf, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

United of Russia is ranked 141,997^th in the world and 168^th in The Order of the Grey Wardens for Highest Disposable Incomes, with 38,546.28 Standard Monetary Units.