The Commonwealth of United Orange Valley States is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by The Commonwealth Council with a fair hand, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, devotion to social welfare, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic population of 3.866 billion United Orange Valley Statesians enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Welfare, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Orange Valley. The average income tax rate is 67.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse United Orange Valley Statesian economy, worth 348 trillion Commonwealth Marks a year, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Basket Weaving, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 90,200 Commonwealth Marks, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Jabbing a baby's bottle at officials gets parents waved straight through immigration, the nation has opened its arms to an influx of refugees, an increasing percentage of the population's youth have homosexual parents, and military equipment is being auctioned off to extend comatose centenarians' lives. Crime is totally unknown. United Orange Valley States's national animal is the Turtle, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

United Orange Valley States is ranked 247,686^th in the world and 4,607^th in The North Pacific for Nudest, with 72 cheeks per square mile.