Category: Father Knows Best State | ||
Civil Rights: Average |
Economy: Frightening |
Political Freedoms: Few |
Regional Influence: Page
Location: Lardyland
Population | 7.299 billion |
Capital | United |
Leader | Nicholas Hamilton |
Faith | Christianity |
Currency | Piastra |
Animal | Manul |
The Empire of United People of Drazzil is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Nicholas Hamilton with an iron fist, and remarkable for its rampant corporate plagiarism, zero percent divorce rate, and ubiquitous missile silos. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, devout population of 7.299 billion Drazzilians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.
The relatively small, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of United. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 43.6%.
The frighteningly efficient Drazzilian economy, worth a remarkable 1,738 trillion Piastras a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, and Retail. Average income is an amazing 238,211 Piastras, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 675,268 per year while the poor average 67,157, a ratio of 10.1 to 1.
The number of judges has tripled in recent months, Jennifer Government is a bestseller, the government is funding experimental battery technology while the power grid continues to crumble, and one does not simply walk into the tundra. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. United People of Drazzil's national animal is the Manul, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Christianity.
United People of Drazzil is ranked 33,382nd in the world and 3rd in Lardyland for Lowest Crime Rates, with 80.78 law-abiding acts per hour.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in United People of Drazzil, one does not simply walk into the tundra.
- : Following new legislation in United People of Drazzil, the government is funding experimental battery technology while the power grid continues to crumble.
- : United People of Drazzil's influence in Lardyland rose from "Shoeshiner" to "Page".
- : Following new legislation in United People of Drazzil, Jennifer Government is a bestseller.
- : United People of Drazzil voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Police Accountability Act".
- : Following new legislation in United People of Drazzil, the number of judges has tripled in recent months.
- : Following new legislation in United People of Drazzil, cassocked priests and choirboys believe that what happens behind closed doors stays behind closed doors.
- : Following new legislation in United People of Drazzil, United's iconic yellow taxis are nowhere to be seen.
- : Following new legislation in United People of Drazzil, trust-fund babies line up for places in community college.
- : Following new legislation in United People of Drazzil, proper policy proposals prerequire professional peer-reviewed papers.
World Assembly
Endorsements Received: None.