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The Free Land of United Phoenicia

“Candles that burn twice as bright, burn half as long.”

Category: Left-Leaning College State
Civil Rights:
Excellent
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Very Good

Regional Influence: Dominator

Location: Subreality

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United Phoenicia

Population38.176 billion

CapitalBabylon
LeaderLeader

Currencyquatluu
Animalphoenix

The Free Land of United Phoenicia is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by Leader with an even hand, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, smutty television, and keen interest in outer space. The compassionate, cheerful population of 38.176 billion United Phoenicians enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The large government prioritizes Education, with Social Policy, Healthcare, and Industry also on the agenda, while Spirituality and International Aid receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Babylon. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient United Phoenician economy, worth an astonishing 11,076 trillion quatluus a year, is quite specialized and led by the Book Publishing industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Information Technology, and Cheese Exports. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an amazing 290,154 quatluus, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.0 times as much as the poorest.

Mollycoddled youths run the country, getting an autograph has become harder than ever, an increasing percentage of the population's youth have homosexual parents, and hiding wrinkles with make-up is illegal. Crime is totally unknown. United Phoenicia's national animal is the phoenix, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

United Phoenicia is ranked 205,876th in the world and 6th in Subreality for Largest Trout Fishing Sector, scoring -12.46 on the Nemo Depletion Efficiency Index.

Top
1%
Most Cheerful Citizens: 8thNicest Citizens: 45thLargest Populations: 48thLargest Publishing Industry: 49thMost Advanced Public Education: 66thMost Stationary: 76thSmartest Citizens: 98thBest Weather: 149thMost Efficient Economies: 166thMost Compassionate Citizens: 186thMost Cultured: 191stMost Inclusive: 231stMost Beautiful Environments: 254thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 258thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 262ndMost Developed: 299thHighest Economic Output: 323rdLeast Corrupt Governments: 332ndHealthiest Citizens: 332ndLongest Average Lifespans: 337thLargest Governments: 512thMost Advanced Public Transport: 574thHighest Average Tax Rates: 581stMost Rebellious Youth: 748thMost Subsidized Industry: 941stMost Secular: 1,293rdHighest Poor Incomes: 1,297thSafest: 1,316thMost Scientifically Advanced: 1,317thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 1,499thTop
5%
Highest Average Incomes: 2,184thMost Pacifist: 3,855thMost Influential: 3,912thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 4,348thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 6,005thLargest Information Technology Sector: 9,351stTop
10%
Highest Wealthy Incomes: 10,466thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 11,053rdLowest Crime Rates: 11,231stLargest Welfare Programs: 12,277th

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : United Phoenicia was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Wealthy Incomes.
  • : Following new legislation in United Phoenicia, hiding wrinkles with make-up is illegal.
  • : Following new legislation in United Phoenicia, an increasing percentage of the population's youth have homosexual parents.
  • : Following new legislation in United Phoenicia, getting an autograph has become harder than ever.
  • : Following new legislation in United Phoenicia, mollycoddled youths run the country.
  • : Following new legislation in United Phoenicia, the nation is noticeably more cheerful on Tuesdays.
  • : Following new legislation in United Phoenicia, little kids often wonder why strange grown-ups are following them around the soft play areas.
  • : Following new legislation in United Phoenicia, it is believed that belligerence is a passing phase foreign leaders will soon outgrow.
  • : Following new legislation in United Phoenicia, United Phoenician novella fans become unusually flustered when thinking about Leader.
  • : United Phoenicia was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Wealthy Incomes.

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