Category: Compulsory Consumerist State | ||
Civil Rights: Some |
Economy: Frightening |
Political Freedoms: Rare |
Regional Influence: Hatchling
Location: Osiris
Population | 4.529 billion |
Capital | Norrhall |
Leader | Björn |
Currency | Snowball |
Animal | Polar bear |
The Land of United polar bear republic is a massive, orderly nation, ruled by Björn with an iron fist, and notable for its vat-grown people, frequent executions, and flagrant waste-dumping. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 4.529 billion United polar bears are rabid consumers, partly through choice and partly because the government tells them to and dissenters tend to vanish from their homes at night.
The tiny, corrupt, pro-business, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Industry, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Norrhall. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 2.0%.
The frighteningly efficient United polar bear economy, worth 846 trillion Snowballs a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Gambling, and Soda Sales. Average income is an impressive 186,959 Snowballs, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,711,314 per year while the poor average 2,197, a ratio of 778 to 1.
Only the rich can afford the latest medical innovations, package deals offer tourists the chance to visit the frozen remains of the previous tour group, ships no longer sail as no one wants to encounter United polar bear pirates, and people seem disproportionately distraught when told a museum has a phones-off policy. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. United polar bear republic's national animal is the Polar bear, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.
United polar bear republic is ranked 242,441st in the world and 7,620th in Osiris for Most Stationary, with 21.13840313808 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : United polar bear republic's influence in Osiris rose from "Unproven" to "Hatchling".
- : United polar bear republic was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Scientifically Advanced.
- : United polar bear republic's influence in Osiris rose from "Zero" to "Unproven".
- : United polar bear republic was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Ignorant Citizens and Most Rebellious Youth.
- : Following new legislation in United polar bear republic, people seem disproportionately distraught when told a museum has a phones-off policy.
- : Following new legislation in United polar bear republic, ships no longer sail as no one wants to encounter United polar bear pirates.
- : Following new legislation in United polar bear republic, package deals offer tourists the chance to visit the frozen remains of the previous tour group.
- : Following new legislation in United polar bear republic, only the rich can afford the latest medical innovations.
- : Following new legislation in United polar bear republic, the automotive industry soaks up huge government handouts.
- : United polar bear republic altered its national flag.