The Empire of United Somi is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, remarkable for its compulsory military service, daily referendums, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 1.699 billion United Somians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized, corrupt government prioritizes Defense, with Law & Order, Industry, and Education also on the agenda, while International Aid and Welfare are ignored. The average income tax rate is 34.9%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient United Somian economy, worth 176 trillion Dollars a year, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, and Automobile Manufacturing. Black market activity is frequent. Average income is an impressive 104,119 Dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.0 times as much as the poorest.

Minor parties are virtually absent in Parliament, consumption of cat memes has skyrocketed, drug deals return to the streets as legions of undercover officers stalk the dark web, and drills and shovels have been banned as the government cracks down on any means of fracking. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. United Somi's national animal is the lion, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

United Somi is ranked 211,074^th in the world and 8,841^st in The North Pacific for Least Corrupt Governments, with 90.39 Percentage Of Bribes Refused.