Category: Left-wing Utopia | ||
Civil Rights: Frightening |
Economy: Frightening |
Political Freedoms: World Benchmark |
Regional Influence: Shoeshiner
Location: the South Pacific
Population | 17.062 billion |
Capital | Hanoi |
Leader | Đặng Văn Nông |
Currency | Vietnam Dong |
Animal | Water Buffalo |
The Commonwealth of United States of Vietnam is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Đặng Văn Nông with a fair hand, and renowned for its national health service, unlimited-speed roads, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 17.062 billion Vietnamese are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.
The large, liberal, socially-minded, outspoken government prioritizes Education, with Environment, Industry, and Administration also on the agenda, while Spirituality isn't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Hanoi. The income tax rate is 100%.
The frighteningly efficient Vietnamese economy, worth a remarkable 6,723 trillion Vietnam Dong a year, is quite specialized and dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Tourism, and Arms Manufacturing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 394,079 Vietnam Dong, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Government statisticians explain census inaccuracies by declaring that "Sith happens", Đặng Văn Nông's iHouse is so intelligent that it manages its own social media accounts, newly synthesized elements' half-lives are a million times shorter than the time it takes to say their names, and corporate lawyers are joyfully combing through the new tax code for any new loopholes for their clients. Crime is totally unknown. United States of Vietnam's national animal is the Water Buffalo, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.
United States of Vietnam is ranked 696th in the world and 19th in the South Pacific for Lowest Crime Rates, with 182.5 law-abiding acts per hour.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in United States of Vietnam, corporate lawyers are joyfully combing through the new tax code for any new loopholes for their clients.
- : Following new legislation in United States of Vietnam, newly synthesized elements' half-lives are a million times shorter than the time it takes to say their names.
- : Following new legislation in United States of Vietnam, Đặng Văn Nông's iHouse is so intelligent that it manages its own social media accounts.
- : Following new legislation in United States of Vietnam, government statisticians explain census inaccuracies by declaring that "Sith happens".
- : Following new legislation in United States of Vietnam, school nurse's offices feature full-service operating suites.
- : Following new legislation in United States of Vietnam, advertisers are struggling to make water sound cool to a twitchy public.
- : Following new legislation in United States of Vietnam, sharing vacation pictures requires written consent from the entire beach resort.
- : Following new legislation in United States of Vietnam, employers are finding it hard to screen candidates now that everyone gets A grades in their exams.
- : Following new legislation in United States of Vietnam, ignorance is considered a politically desirable quality.
- : Following new legislation in United States of Vietnam, thrift shops are closing their doors.