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The Spy of United States of Vietnam

“We're not Việt Cộng” H Phi Hng

Category: Left-wing Utopia
Civil Rights:
Frightening
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Excessive

Regional Influence: Squire

Location: the South Pacific

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United States of Vietnam

Population7.332 billion

CapitalHanoi
LeaderH Phi Hng

CurrencyVietnam Commonwealth Dong
AnimalDragon

The Spy of United States of Vietnam is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by H Phi Hng with a fair hand, and remarkable for its ubiquitous missile silos, rampant corporate plagiarism, and absence of drug laws. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 7.332 billion Vietnamese are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The large, liberal, socially-minded, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Hanoi. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Vietnamese economy, worth a remarkable 2,410 trillion Vietnam Commonwealth Dongs a year, is dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Tourism, and Arms Manufacturing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 328,825 Vietnam Commonwealth Dongs, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Statues of famous citizens are erected or demolished on a purely partisan basis, hospitals are amongst the best-funded in the region, Super Barry Brothers is the most popular video game in the nation, and toy versions of heroin paraphernalia let kids pretend to be their favourite TV characters. Crime is totally unknown. United States of Vietnam's national animal is the Dragon, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

United States of Vietnam is ranked 945th in the world and 23rd in the South Pacific for Most Cultured, scoring 314 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.

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Highest Poor Incomes: 224thMost Developed: 232ndMost Inclusive: 253rdLongest Average Lifespans: 281stMost Subsidized Industry: 287thLeast Corrupt Governments: 309thSmartest Citizens: 376thNicest Citizens: 397thMost Scientifically Advanced: 418thMost Compassionate Citizens: 421stLargest Information Technology Sector: 457thLargest Governments: 465thMost Cheerful Citizens: 476thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 495thHighest Average Tax Rates: 511thMost Beautiful Environments: 533rdLargest Publishing Industry: 636thLargest Welfare Programs: 641stSafest: 666thBest Weather: 690thHealthiest Citizens: 764thMost Advanced Public Education: 845thMost Cultured: 945thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 974thMost Rebellious Youth: 1,023rdMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1,177thLowest Crime Rates: 1,183rdHighest Average Incomes: 1,188thHighest Drug Use: 1,368thMost Influential: 1,471stMost Advanced Public Transport: 1,474thTop
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Most Pacifist: 1,751stMost Secular: 1,959thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 2,067thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 4,704thHighest Economic Output: 4,841stMost Extensive Civil Rights: 4,996thMost Efficient Economies: 5,996thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 6,126thNudest: 6,340thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 6,411thMost Politically Free: 7,293rdMost Income Equality: 8,068thMost Extreme: 8,100thTop
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Largest Cheese Export Sector: 11,149thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 12,165thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 12,745thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 12,979thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 14,161stMost Advanced Defense Forces: 15,151st
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Highest Poor Incomes: 4th in the regionMost Inclusive: 5th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 7th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 8th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 8th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 9th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 9th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 10th in the regionMost Developed: 10th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 11th in the regionNicest Citizens: 11th in the regionLargest Governments: 11th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 11th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 13th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 13th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 15th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 17th in the regionSafest: 19th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 19th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 20th in the regionBest Weather: 20th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 21st in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 22nd in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 22nd in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 23rd in the regionMost Cultured: 23rd in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 24th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 25th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 25th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 29th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 30th in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 55th in the regionMost Pacifist: 57th in the regionTop
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Highest Economic Output: 75th in the regionMost Secular: 77th in the regionMost Politically Free: 94th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 99th in the regionMost Influential: 129th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 147th in the regionNudest: 170th in the regionMost Extreme: 214th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 247th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 321st in the regionMost Income Equality: 321st in the regionLargest Populations: 323rd in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 327th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 337th in the regionTop
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Highest Wealthy Incomes: 371st in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 376th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 428th in the regionMost Stationary: 617th in the regionRudest Citizens: 688th in the region

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