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The United Socialist States of UnitedSovietGamersRepublic

“Ur granny tranny”

Category: Iron Fist Consumerists
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Regional Influence: Handshaker

Location: The Dank Meme Alliance



Population684 million


The United Socialist States of UnitedSovietGamersRepublic is a huge, orderly nation, notable for its free-roaming dinosaurs, otherworldly petting zoo, and flagrant waste-dumping. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 684 million UnitedSovietGamersRepublicians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, with Law & Order, Industry, and Education also on the agenda, while Spirituality and International Aid aren't funded at all. The average income tax rate is 49.5%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient UnitedSovietGamersRepublician economy, worth 76.6 trillion Levs a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized, broadly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Retail, Information Technology, and Uranium Mining. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 112,026 Levs, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.2 times as much as the poorest.

Bitter pastors forced to officiate gay marriage 'accidentally' pronounce couples "husband and abomination", people's charity begins and ends at home, banning party poppers has been a real party pooper, and passwords to nuclear codes must now contain upper and lower case characters. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. UnitedSovietGamersRepublic's national animal is the Cow, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

UnitedSovietGamersRepublic is ranked 112,003rd in the world and 6th in The Dank Meme Alliance for Lowest Overall Tax Burden, scoring 8.95 on the Hayek Index.

Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 5,869thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 5,929thMost Avoided: 6,528thTop
Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 7,912thLargest Retail Industry: 9,039thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 9,078thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 9,893rdLargest Manufacturing Sector: 10,201stLargest Mining Sector: 10,365thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 11,822ndMost Authoritarian: 12,359thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 14,221stMost Corrupt Governments: 14,238thMost Conservative: 14,933rd

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