The Campus of University Of British Columbia is a massive, orderly nation, ruled by Judy Rogers with an iron fist, and renowned for its sprawling nuclear power plants, ritual sacrifices, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, devout population of 4.409 billion University Of British Columbians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The large, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Spirituality, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Wreck Beach. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 67.6%.

The thriving University Of British Columbian economy, worth 312 trillion septims a year, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Uranium Mining, Retail, and Woodchip Exports. Black market activity is extensive. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 70,778 septims, with the richest citizens earning 9.6 times as much as the poorest.

Citizens can be frequently spotted going about their business stark naked, Scoutmasters debate whether luxury log cabins defeat the purpose of camping, baiting is a national sport, and nuclear physics is the most popular course at university. Crime, especially youth-related, is almost non-existent, thanks to a very well-funded police force. University Of British Columbia's national animal is the beaver, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Catholicism.

University Of British Columbia is ranked 122,981^st in the world and 7^th in big for Nudest, with 152 cheeks per square mile.