The Federation of Uno Alpha is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, remarkable for its national health service, absence of drug laws, and devotion to social welfare. The hard-nosed, humorless population of 14.048 billion Uno Alphans are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The medium-sized, corrupt government is dominated by the Department of Defense, although Industry, Education, and Administration are also considered important, while International Aid and Spirituality aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New Mamaroneck. The average income tax rate is 97.9%.

The frighteningly efficient Uno Alphan economy, worth a remarkable 8,580 trillion zollars a year, is fairly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Tourism, and Retail. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is a breathtaking 610,824 zollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Birds and children's kites are regularly brought down by anti-aircraft fire, the Uno Alphan war navy contains an oddly large number of luxury yachts and cruise liners, the ongoing space elevator construction project has elevated the national debt to all new levels, and volunteers are signing up to take arms against an incursion of flesh-eating zombies (Uno Alpha has found 1 easter egg). Crime is totally unknown. Uno Alpha's national animal is the dog, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Uno Alpha is ranked 5,874^th in the world and 219^th in The North Pacific for Most Advanced Public Education, scoring 13,799.67 on the Edu-tellignce® Test Score.