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The Defiday Preper of Unojo

“Defi or Dife? Who cares?”

Category: Iron Fist Consumerists
Civil Rights:
Unheard Of
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Unheard Of

Regional Influence: Squire

Location: the South Pacific

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Unojo

Population2.514 billion

CapitalLEO
LeaderSaney Malbre
FaithConjointism

CurrencyQuintos
AnimalSklegg

The Defiday Preper of Unojo is a massive, orderly nation, ruled by Saney Malbre with an iron fist, and renowned for its pith helmet sales, lack of airports, and prohibition of alcohol. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 2.514 billion Unojoians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, with Industry, Education, and Law & Order also on the agenda, while Welfare and International Aid aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of LEO. The average income tax rate is 48.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Unojoish economy, worth 517 trillion Quintos a year, is mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, Woodchip Exports, and Retail. Average income is an amazing 205,662 Quintos, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.7 times as much as the poorest.

Children asked by parents to 'guess how much I love you' ask for the cash value, reports of arson have doubled since the introduction of a privatised fire protection service, a new generation of aquariumless hotels are being built under government supervision, and napalm is the tool of choice for disabling eco-unfriendly forestry operations. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Unojo's national animal is the Sklegg, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Conjointism.

Unojo is ranked 252,183rd in the world and 10,753rd in the South Pacific for Most Beautiful Environments, with 2.21 pounds of wildlife per square mile.

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Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 306thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 510thLargest Mining Sector: 588thMost Patriotic: 788thMost Influential: 978thMost Avoided: 2,223rdMost Devout: 2,390thTop
5%
Most Corrupt Governments: 2,849thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 2,991stLargest Manufacturing Sector: 3,036thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 3,484thFattest Citizens: 3,603rdLargest Agricultural Sector: 4,013thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 4,638thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 4,690thLargest Black Market: 5,025thHighest Disposable Incomes: 5,105thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 5,475thHighest Average Incomes: 6,518thLargest Retail Industry: 6,920thMost Subsidized Industry: 7,158thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 8,803rdRudest Citizens: 11,310thLargest Gambling Industry: 11,410thMost Efficient Economies: 12,628thTop
10%
Most Ignorant Citizens: 13,236thHighest Poor Incomes: 15,514thMost Conservative: 19,460thLargest Governments: 22,173rdMost Advanced Public Education: 22,673rd
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1%
Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 8th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 9th in the regionMost Patriotic: 27th in the regionMost Devout: 50th in the regionMost Avoided: 63rd in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 66th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 67th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 73rd in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 76th in the regionMost Influential: 81st in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 90th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 95th in the regionLargest Black Market: 97th in the regionFattest Citizens: 99th in the regionTop
5%
Largest Agricultural Sector: 108th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 113th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 137th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 142nd in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 163rd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 172nd in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 213th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 234th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 322nd in the regionRudest Citizens: 333rd in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 337th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 465th in the regionTop
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Most Ignorant Citizens: 553rd in the regionLargest Governments: 591st in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 592nd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 622nd in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 655th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 742nd in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 848th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 859th in the regionMost Conservative: 1,010th in the regionMost Stationary: 1,023rd in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 1,074th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Unojo was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Gambling Industry.
  • : Unojo lodged a message on the The South Pacific Regional Message Board.
  • : Unojo lodged a message on the The South Pacific Regional Message Board.
  • : Unojo lodged a message on the The South Pacific Regional Message Board.
  • : Following new legislation in Unojo, napalm is the tool of choice for disabling eco-unfriendly forestry operations.
  • : Following new legislation in Unojo, a new generation of aquariumless hotels are being built under government supervision.
  • : Following new legislation in Unojo, reports of arson have doubled since the introduction of a privatised fire protection service.
  • : Unojo lodged a message on the The South Pacific Regional Message Board.
  • : Unojo was endorsed by The Oppressed Peoples of Pavel420.
  • : Following new legislation in Unojo, children asked by parents to 'guess how much I love you' ask for the cash value.

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World Assembly

Endorsements Received: 253 » Aidenfieeld, Purple Hyacinth, Western Fardelshufflestein, Corgitopiaa, Amerion, Tepertopia, Curlyhoward, 073 039 109 032 080 111 112 112 121, Drystar, Proctethia, Laamiva, Treir, Land Without Shrimp, Volaworand, Farengeto, Bleakfoot, Bawkie, Marinho Islands, PenguinPies, Blondiesland, Nowa Europa, Auphelia, Wehraboos, Bartonia Nova, Holota, Tsunamy, Belschaft, Canmore, Margila Islands, Jehenna, New Itomorii, Nova Montron, Holy Free, The United Expanse, Shuckle Empire, Rebel-topia, Seythennia, The SpaceNeo-Goryeo Etymological Society, Fighting Kawi Ninja, Concrete Slab, South Western Korea, Mauricean Islands, RestartAll, Andinla, Kiasu-ism, HUElavia, Beepee, Abyssal Phantasm, King Koopa, Direwolf1, and 203 others.Pencil Sharpeners 2, The Two Jerseys, Tsvetania, Ebonhand, Mapico, Poopisiya, Eddonia, New Qafedemar, Sandaoguo, Ralphburg, Abarri, NIGHTRAY, FreeFishers, Uvalor, Westenhald, Freedoom, Doundaly, Sedunn, Hanguk-Nippon, Anatasha, Lyland, Oxyliteral, Drugged up Kitties, Herbert Island, The island of Sorna, Hong Kong Kowloon and New Territories, Bavaristan, Bear Connors Paradiso, United States of Belvaria, Rectionk, Noimosini, JavaSiege, Uunited Islands, Noveos, Zaelith, The naked people, Myhomecountry, Southern Numenor, Kaleidescooptopia, Noire Denholm, Beblahbleblo, Los Lonley Boys, Yellunstryer, Native Inhabitants of Antarctica, Darakin, Linden Oak, Anserisa, Independent State of Arstotzka, Calistan, Solanosco, Avalonica, Center Lisle, Tyflugian, Danily, Terran Draconia, Vicken, Nyxonia, Wildweststan, New Plant, Kiani, Linguiniland, New Sanet, Osheiga, Drew Durrnil, West Pastafaria, Scheeeeeeeeeeeia, Saciu, Murelia, Damn Frigid Wastelands, Shefino, Nivosea, Sutarianesia, Yaravia, Kringalia, Maid of Anarchy, Indolos, Brisssbane, New Lanfang, Flaklidard, Malmsia, Virconea-Milatia, Potatoeslandia, Techganet, Federated Republic of New England, Roulit, Esterwood, Weryalachiressaraxiatopia, Kurdislavic Algharbistan, Langburn, North Catimestistrianes, San Viktor, Nation States Cayo, Isokenzar, Photoplier, Outer Utonixick Gollinican, Maurie Isles, Paganan, Gonrati, Andrendia, Arvan Irawer, Silmad, Flaksis, The Woragopiria, Enplatia, Bod Wareenaland, Hoclon, Haida Highlanders, Cereskia 2, Ambirich, USNE2018, The Haughtherlands, Piscantium, Arscanesia, Omalayia, Tineman, Gaila, North Kanuckistan, Bkv, Eastern Cenland Anuicalica, Soem, A leftover country, Skaladoria, Antarctic Empires, Banglazstrogaria, Centristvill, GERMAN EMPIER, Depressed Nation, Privatore, Respackjakenrhace, Sthalrim, Steviland, Turks of The Eastern Calculus, Military matters, Rad Asia, Dovan Con Kabizzores, Maeiland, Bergenu, America Gone Wrong, Immund, Ctrudi, Linkoci, Raidener, New Dominion of Canada, Shantuary, The republic of Konsa, Icarema, Somurias, Myness, East Mantis, Eroana, NOMAYUKI, Sol Norcustt, Cucutenium, Ceutalia, Nordrhein-Westfalen and Thuringia, Vrigny, United Southern Soviet, Crystal Creation, A Place Somewhere, Leimarite Empire, Erstavik, Monaque, Karolyn, Mormad, Achemar, Venezia Pacifica, Modelna, Funkinburg, Ttocsscod, Cacatuoidea, New Goldman, PsiCorps, Jarilon, Ranra, North Lunch, Atzer Statesriaking, The Serbian States, Emeraldlite, Society of Likeminded Individuals, Faiyum, Great Empire of Byzantium, Musiclandia, We dont care at all, Ikaranara, Natts Apperion, Kanatian Percocet, Stephastan, Asilidania, Arcahus, Idong, Gokuryeo, Logomalondo, Chernaya Zvezda, Bjartmark, Stella-Arga, Estandarte, Rejkoej, The overlords men, Thalmazia, Sou Avida, Strexia, Great Jahar, and Pavel420.

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