The North Pacific Rum Producer of Unshleepd is a colossal, socially progressive nation, ruled by 11149433859 with an even hand, and renowned for its rum-swilling pirates, frequent executions, and smutty television. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 5.022 billion Dreamers are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The tiny, corrupt, pro-business government prioritizes Industry, with Education, Defense, and Administration also on the agenda, while Law & Order and Spirituality are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Sleepy Squad. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 8.6%.

The frighteningly efficient Dreamer economy, worth a remarkable 1,128 trillion Decibels a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Soda Sales, and Arms Manufacturing. Black market activity is frequent. Average income is an amazing 224,791 Decibels, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 647,283 per year while the poor average 62,007, a ratio of 10.4 to 1.

Heartfelt sentiments are mercilessly marketed by a million-Decibel treacle machine, 11149433859 has no checks and balances after the upper house was abolished, women don't report crimes to the emergency services for fear of being arrested, and posters of politicians in sensual poses can be found on the walls of teenagers' rooms. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Unshleepd's national animal is the Bass, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Memes.

Unshleepd is ranked 26,291^st in the world and 1,380^th in The North Pacific for Highest Poor Incomes, with 62,007.2 Standard Monetary Units.