The Dreaming of Unshleepd is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by 11149433859 with a fair hand, and notable for its rum-swilling pirates, sprawling nuclear power plants, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, cheerful population of 14.149 billion Dreamers live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The relatively small, corrupt, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government is dominated by the Department of Industry, with Education, Administration, and Defense also on the agenda, while Spirituality is ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Sleepy Squad. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 62.8%.

The frighteningly efficient Dreamer economy, worth a remarkable 7,466 trillion Decibels a year, is broadly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Retail, Soda Sales, Information Technology, and Gambling. Average income is a breathtaking 527,678 Decibels, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 4,728,469 per year while the poor average 7,576, a ratio of 624 to 1.

The voyages of obsolete star-trekking satellites on deliberate escape orbits are only just beginning, angry men scowl at each other across chess boards, every week is blindness awareness week, and the "feminist protest" defence is increasingly common for cases of armed robbery. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Unshleepd's national animal is the Lulu, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Lichwała.

Unshleepd is ranked 1,338^th in the world and 22^nd in The North Pacific for Largest Basket Weaving Sector, scoring 11,705.55 on the Hickory Productivity Index.