The North Pacific Rum Producer of Unshleepd is a colossal, socially progressive nation, ruled by 11149433859 with an even hand, and notable for its pith helmet sales, smutty television, and keen interest in outer space. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 6.19 billion Dreamers are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The relatively small, corrupt, pro-business government prioritizes Industry, although Education, Defense, and Administration are also considered important, while Spirituality and Law & Order are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Sleepy Squad. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 14.0%.

The frighteningly efficient Dreamer economy, worth a remarkable 1,415 trillion Decibels a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Soda Sales, and Arms Manufacturing. Black market activity is extensive. Average income is an amazing 228,707 Decibels, with the richest citizens earning 5.9 times as much as the poorest.

The well-off can quite literally buy extra votes, school football matches are usually five-a-side, it takes a village to catch a criminal, and gene-engineered sewerjacks don't smell but they do stink. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Unshleepd's national animal is the Bass, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Memes.

Unshleepd is ranked 240,258^th in the world and 9,254^th in The North Pacific for Most Beautiful Environments, with 4.67 Pounds Of Wildlife Per Square Mile.