The Republic of Uoiea is a massive, safe nation, ruled by Kamala with a fair hand, and renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape. The hard-working, democratic population of 2.458 billion Uoieans enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Nirvana. The average income tax rate is 17.7%.

The Uoiean economy, worth 124 trillion marks a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Automobile Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Gambling, Arms Manufacturing, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. Average income is 50,712 marks, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.0 times as much as the poorest.

The automotive industry soaks up huge government handouts, all tariffs have been abolished, Uoiea has designated Nirvana as its capital city, and Kamala has just been declared ruler of Uoiea in an international press conference. Crime is relatively low, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Uoiea's national animal is the leopard, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Uoiea is ranked 240,736^th in the world and 3^rd in Uoiea for Most Conservative, scoring 42.25 on the Bush-Santorum Dawning Terror Index.