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The Observation of UPC is not Fast 12

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Category: Psychotic Dictatorship
Civil Rights:
Few
Economy:
All-Consuming
Political Freedoms:
Rare

Regional Influence: Shoeshiner

Location: Memeland United

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UPC is not Fast 12

Population6.014 billion

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AnimalRaven

The Observation of UPC is not Fast 12 is a colossal, orderly nation, notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, disturbing lack of elderly people, and free-roaming dinosaurs. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 6.014 billion UPC is not Fast 12ians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Industry. The average income tax rate is 52.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The all-consuming UPC is not Fast 12ian economy, worth 624 trillion Cards a year, is mostly made up of the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Furniture Restoration, Woodchip Exports, and Basket Weaving. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 103,840 Cards, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.9 times as much as the poorest.

The government is denying reports that criminals injected with experimental drugs have turned into monstrous supervillains, the combined alert sound of a nation simultaneously receiving a text message is a common cause of hearing damage, the nation's diplomatic missives are now delivered via sniper rifle, and it is illegal to distribute Girl Guide Cookies without an advanced food hygiene diploma. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. UPC is not Fast 12's national animal is the Raven, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution.

UPC is not Fast 12 is ranked 145,969th in the world and 461st in Memeland United for Most Stationary, with 178.24959425352 days.

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Largest Furniture Restoration Industry: 5,793rdNudest: 7,940thMost Devout: 8,470thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 8,646thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 9,715thLargest Black Market: 13,835thMost Patriotic: 14,678thTop
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Most Corrupt Governments: 16,447thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 18,029thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 19,784thMost Primitive: 20,519thMost Valuable International Artwork: 20,969thMost Ignorant Citizens: 22,698thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 24,279thMost Authoritarian: 26,482nd
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Most Devout: 32nd in the regionNudest: 49th in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 52nd in the regionTop
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Highest Unexpected Death Rate: 58th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 72nd in the regionMost Primitive: 80th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in UPC is not Fast 12, it is illegal to distribute Girl Guide Cookies without an advanced food hygiene diploma.
  • : Following new legislation in UPC is not Fast 12, the nation's diplomatic missives are now delivered via sniper rifle.
  • : Following new legislation in UPC is not Fast 12, the combined alert sound of a nation simultaneously receiving a text message is a common cause of hearing damage.
  • : Following new legislation in UPC is not Fast 12, the government is denying reports that criminals injected with experimental drugs have turned into monstrous supervillains.
  • : Following new legislation in UPC is not Fast 12, Jennifer Government is banned.
  • : Following new legislation in UPC is not Fast 12, jury selection begins with explaining what a jury is.
  • : Following new legislation in UPC is not Fast 12, serial commas clarify the relationship between one's lackeys, the taxpayers, and kinsfolk.
  • : Following new legislation in UPC is not Fast 12, child labor has been outlawed.
  • : Following new legislation in UPC is not Fast 12, the government funds private schools for intellectually gifted children.
  • : Following new legislation in UPC is not Fast 12, a newly discovered small mammal's name translates into UPC is not Fast 12ian as 'your finger, you fool'.

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