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The Provincial Confederation of Upper Canadas

“A Mari Usque ad Maria | From the Sea to the Other Seas” Prime Minister Robert Bowman

Category: Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
Civil Rights:
Very Strong
Political Freedoms:
Very Good

Regional Influence: Shoeshiner

Location: Greater Middle East


Upper Canadas

Population2.964 billion

LeaderPrime Minister Robert Bowman

CurrencyCanadian Pound Sterling

The Provincial Confederation of Upper Canadas is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Prime Minister Robert Bowman with an even hand, and remarkable for its zero percent divorce rate and compulsory military service. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 2.964 billion Canadians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small government prioritizes Defense, with Education, Welfare, and Law & Order also on the agenda, while Spirituality and International Aid receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Ottawa. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 11.6%.

The very strong Canadian economy, worth 187 trillion Canadian Pound Sterlings a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Gambling, Woodchip Exports, and Furniture Restoration. Average income is 63,219 Canadian Pound Sterlings, with the richest citizens earning 6.7 times as much as the poorest.

Discarded pennies litter the streets, Jennifer Government is a bestseller, criminals rejoice in the streets as the entire police force is sent away on a training retreat, and the armed forces are locked in an expensive and bloody war abroad to stamp out possible terrorists. Crime, especially youth-related, is relatively low. Upper Canadas's national animal is the Caribou and its national religion is Secularism.

Upper Canadas is ranked 23,002nd in the world and 18th in Greater Middle East for Most Primitive, scoring 69.86 on the Scary Big Number Scale.

Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 17th in the regionFattest Citizens: 17th in the regionMost Primitive: 18th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 19th in the region

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