The Time Machine of Upper Lower Inner Outer North South East is a colossal, socially progressive nation, remarkable for its absence of drug laws and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-working, democratic population of 7.416 billion Upper Lower Inner Outer North South Eastians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The relatively small, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government prioritizes Defense, although Welfare, Healthcare, and Administration are also considered important, while International Aid and Spirituality receive no funds. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 8.8%.

The strong Upper Lower Inner Outer North South Eastian economy, worth 241 trillion pesos a year, is led by the Soda Sales industry, with significant contributions from Uranium Mining, Door-to-door Insurance Sales, and Pizza Delivery. Average income is 32,577 pesos, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 209,966 per year while the poor average 2,042, a ratio of 102 to 1.

Crime is a serious problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Upper Lower Inner Outer North South East's national animal is the emu, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Upper Lower Inner Outer North South East is ranked 208,178^th in the world and 42^nd in Gypsy Lands for Most Advanced Defense Forces, scoring 1,131.4 on the Total War Preparedness Rating.