The Republic of Ur Austria is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Ru Wahn with an even hand, and remarkable for its fear of technology, parental licensing program, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, humorless population of 5.315 billion Ur Austrians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Welfare, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Ur Vienna. The average income tax rate is 42.8%.

The large but inefficient Ur Austrian economy, worth 260 trillion Dungdollars a year, is led by the Trout Farming industry, with major contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Tourism, and Arms Manufacturing. Black market activity is frequent. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 49,098 Dungdollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.8 times as much as the poorest.

Birds and children's kites are regularly brought down by anti-aircraft fire, the long arm of the law possesses a rather slow hand, scenic mountain valleys are flooded with water as damming projects get underway, and Ru Wahn claims tax rises are the result of 'curses'. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Ur Austria's national animal is the Flihorse, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Ur Baptist.

Ur Austria is ranked 108,608^th in the world and 140^th in The Regected Realns for Lowest Crime Rates, with 64.85 law-abiding acts per hour.