Category: Psychotic Dictatorship | ||
Civil Rights: Some |
Economy: Frightening |
Political Freedoms: Few |
Regional Influence: Sprat
Location: Lazarus
Population | 7.264 billion |
Currency | mark |
Animal | dove |
The Republic of Urial56 is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, notable for its compulsory military service, pith helmet sales, and zero percent divorce rate. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 7.264 billion Urial56ians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."
The relatively small, corrupt, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Industry, and Administration. The average income tax rate is 31.1%.
The frighteningly efficient Urial56ian economy, worth a remarkable 1,627 trillion marks a year, is fairly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Basket Weaving, and Furniture Restoration. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 224,039 marks, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.9 times as much as the poorest.
Internet ads promising "hot singles in your area" are even less accurate than they used to be, students who refuse to pray are expelled from school, the nation's atlases tend to go out of date every few weeks, and the nation's politicians are acknowledged as the most polite in the region to the dismay of comedians everywhere. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Urial56's national animal is the dove, which is also the nation's favorite main course.
Urial56 is ranked 117,628th in the world and 2,219th in Lazarus for Most Stationary, with 311.70548106392 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Urial56, the nation's politicians are acknowledged as the most polite in the region to the dismay of comedians everywhere.
- : Following new legislation in Urial56, the nation's atlases tend to go out of date every few weeks.
- : Following new legislation in Urial56, students who refuse to pray are expelled from school.
- : Following new legislation in Urial56, internet ads promising "hot singles in your area" are even less accurate than they used to be.
- : Urial56 was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Poor Incomes.
- : Following new legislation in Urial56, sales of disinfectant wipes have skyrocketed.
- : Following new legislation in Urial56, young adults still believe that doves deliver newborns to expecting parents.
- : Following new legislation in Urial56, people are arrested for looking too sternly at whales.
- : Following new legislation in Urial56, corporate lawyers are switching careers to the more lucrative field of green politics.
- : Following new legislation in Urial56, whenever pilots have to bail out the government bails out their company.