The Kingdom of Urmomm is a large, orderly nation, renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape, free-roaming dinosaurs, and otherworldly petting zoo. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 78 million Urmomians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Law & Order, and Defense. The average income tax rate is 28.1%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The Urmommian economy, worth 4.71 trillion moms a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Retail, Gambling, and Uranium Mining. Average income is 60,334 moms, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.7 times as much as the poorest.

Serial killers who are released early distribute death but not their seed, Leader's family members carry literal get-out-of-jail-free cards, judges are rumored to find in favor of whoever bribes them the most, and parents are relieved they no longer need to help with their kids' algebra homework. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Urmomm's national animal is the mom, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Urmomm is ranked 239,433^rd in the world and 309^th in Quarantine Zone for Most Extreme, scoring 11.59 on the Paul-Nader Subjective Decentrality Index.