The Wine Dark Sea of Uruguay-1 is a gargantuan, efficient nation, remarkable for its digital currency, parental licensing program, and avowedly heterosexual populace. The hard-nosed, cynical, devout population of 20.512 billion Uruguay-1ians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Industry, and Law & Order. The average income tax rate is 66.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The all-consuming Uruguay-1ian economy, worth a remarkable 1,812 trillion $$s a year, is fairly diversified and dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Tourism, and Soda Sales. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 88,372 $$s, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The nation's politicians are acknowledged as the most polite in the region to the dismay of comedians everywhere, cold medicines curiously become cheaper when government officials sneeze, citizens are permitted to carry concealed handguns, and owning a really cute pet is grounds for immediate investigation. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Uruguay-1's national animal is the Dolly Varden.

Uruguay-1 is ranked 51,976^th in the world and 1^st in Oriental Republic of Uruguay for Lowest Crime Rates, with 73.62 law-abiding acts per hour.