The People's Republic of USCR-United Soviet Capitalist Republic is a huge, cultured nation, renowned for its pith helmet sales, avowedly heterosexual populace, and public floggings. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, devout population of 658 million Soviets are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The relatively small, corrupt, moralistic, pro-business government prioritizes Defense, with Law & Order, Administration, and Industry also on the agenda, while Environment and Welfare aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kolinigrad. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 27.9%.

The frighteningly efficient Soviet economy, worth 86.5 trillion Kidneys a year, is broadly diversified and dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Retail, Information Technology, and Uranium Mining. Average income is an impressive 131,466 Kidneys, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 470,326 per year while the poor average 26,380, a ratio of 17.8 to 1.

Eau de Trashcan has become a wildly popular perfume, a common response to government PSAs is "well, DUH, obviously", the Father of the House has been in office just shy of a fortnight, and contemporary art museums showcase the latest in centuries-old art. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. USCR-United Soviet Capitalist Republic's national animal is the Grizzly Bear, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

USCR-United Soviet Capitalist Republic is ranked 194,403^rd in the world and 3,043^rd in the South Pacific for Most Advanced Public Education, scoring 1,131.41 on the Edu-tellignce® Test Score.