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The Glory of Utopia of Humanity

“Democracy protects” General Brach and John Helldiver

Category: Psychotic Dictatorship
Civil Rights:
Unheard Of
Economy:
Fragile
Political Freedoms:
Few

Regional Influence: Instigator

Location: 2026 and Beyond

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Utopia of Humanity

Population1.227 billion

CapitalSuper Earth
LeaderGeneral Brach and John Helldiver
FaithFREEDOM

CurrencySuper credit
AnimalTerminid

The Glory of Utopia of Humanity is a massive, orderly nation, ruled by General Brach and John Helldiver with an iron fist, and notable for its state-planned economy, pith helmet sales, and soft-spoken computers. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 1.227 billion Super citizens are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The enormous, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded government prioritizes Defense, with Law & Order, Education, and Administration also on the agenda, while Spirituality isn't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Super Earth. The average income tax rate is 73.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but sluggish a super citizen economy, worth 40.8 trillion Super credits a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient, quite specialized black market in Arms Manufacturing, Woodchip Exports, Information Technology, and Uranium Mining. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 33,248 Super credits, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Rural communities are all but disenfranchised as politicians focus all their attention on winning the deciding urban votes, when conspiracy theorists talk about "government moles" they're referring to mysteriously mobile skin lesions, other people's happiness is the biggest cause of a super citizen unhappiness, and people regularly disappear off the streets and all evidence of them is destroyed. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Utopia of Humanity's national animal is the Terminid, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is FREEDOM.

Utopia of Humanity is ranked 120,354th in the world and 5th in 2026 and Beyond for Safest, scoring 76.89 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.

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5%
Most Authoritarian: 12,040thMost Income Equality: 12,400thTop
10%
Most Secular: 21,195thMost Conservative: 21,618thMost Patriotic: 21,962ndBest Weather: 25,210thHighest Average Tax Rates: 30,321stMost Beautiful Environments: 30,828th

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Utopia of Humanity, people regularly disappear off the streets and all evidence of them is destroyed.
  • : Following new legislation in Utopia of Humanity, other people's happiness is the biggest cause of a super citizen unhappiness.
  • : Following new legislation in Utopia of Humanity, when conspiracy theorists talk about "government moles" they're referring to mysteriously mobile skin lesions.
  • : Following new legislation in Utopia of Humanity, rural communities are all but disenfranchised as politicians focus all their attention on winning the deciding urban votes.
  • : Following new legislation in Utopia of Humanity, prisoners pray grey skies are gonna clear up.
  • : Following new legislation in Utopia of Humanity, school guidance counselors recommend monastic vows as an alternative to higher education.
  • : Following new legislation in Utopia of Humanity, thousands of picky mothers-in-law have been recruited to serve as even pickier cookery instructors.
  • : Utopia of Humanity was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Valuable International Artwork.
  • : Following new legislation in Utopia of Humanity, the nation is relieved that all of the recent madness has finally come to an end.
  • : Following new legislation in Utopia of Humanity, international negotiations always lead to a lot of missile-laneous expenses.

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