The Queendom of Utopiapoli is a huge, safe nation, notable for its prohibition of alcohol, suspicion of poets, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed population of 513 million draconions are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Defense, and Law & Order. The average income tax rate is 41.9%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The thriving Utopiapolian economy, worth 33.2 trillion gold coins a year, is led by the Door-to-door Insurance Sales industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Black market activity is frequent. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 64,776 gold coins, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The government is spending billions of taxpayer gold coins to support "struggling" industries, enemy navies sail within bombardment range of major coastal cities with impunity, devotion to God is only skin-deep, and scenic beaches are now protected by massive concrete walls. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Utopiapoli's national animal is the Dragon, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Utopiapoli is ranked 305,619^th in the world and 20^th in Foxtopia for Largest Cheese Export Sector, scoring -8.34 on the Mozzarella Productivity Index.