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The Divine Officer of Totality of Uwakuzi

“Me without me, I'm the one to blame” Uri Kunkiri Juraini

Category: Psychotic Dictatorship
Civil Rights:
Unheard Of
Economy:
Strong
Political Freedoms:
Outlawed

Regional Influence: Shoeshiner

Location: The Glorious Nations of Iwaku

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Uwakuzi

Population15.237 billion

CapitalUwafwokashumi
LeaderUri Kunkiri Juraini
FaithCult of Kaino

CurrencyNgogaz
AnimalNitoriu

The Divine Officer of Totality of Uwakuzi is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Uri Kunkiri Juraini with an iron fist, and renowned for its ban on automobiles, pith helmet sales, and devotion to social welfare. The hard-nosed, cynical, devout population of 15.237 billion Kaino Fusha are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The enormous, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Uwafwokashumi. The average income tax rate is 85.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The strong Kiza Kaino economy, worth a remarkable 1,095 trillion Ngogazzes a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Trout Farming industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing and Information Technology. Average income is 71,915 Ngogazzes, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

People accuse the government of being in bed with Big Safety, citizens who don't recite the Pledge of Uwakuzi at least three times a day are placed on a terrorist watch-list, the world still seems flat to some people in space, and napalm is the tool of choice for disabling eco-unfriendly forestry operations. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Uwakuzi's national animal is the Nitoriu, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Cult of Kaino.

Uwakuzi is ranked 88,060th in the world and 86th in The Glorious Nations of Iwaku for Most Stationary, with 519.74503541852 days.

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5%
Most Authoritarian: 5,552ndMost Devout: 7,414thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 13,314thHighest Average Tax Rates: 14,078thMost Income Equality: 14,160thTop
10%
Most Patriotic: 15,758thLowest Crime Rates: 16,429thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 17,345thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 19,960thBest Weather: 20,906thMost Beautiful Environments: 21,850thLargest Welfare Programs: 22,262ndMost Conservative: 23,185thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 24,339thLongest Average Lifespans: 24,613thLargest Populations: 26,053rdMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 26,613thHighest Economic Output: 26,729thHealthiest Citizens: 28,460thMost Extreme: 29,008thMost Advanced Public Education: 29,099th
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10%
Most Devout: 11th in the regionLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 11th in the regionMost Authoritarian: 13th in the regionMost Income Equality: 15th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Uwakuzi was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Governments.
  • : Uwakuzi was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Extreme and Largest Governments.
  • : Uwakuzi was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Extreme.
  • : Uwakuzi lodged a message on the The Glorious Nations of Iwaku Regional Message Board.
  • : Uwakuzi was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Advanced Public Education.
  • : Following new legislation in Uwakuzi, napalm is the tool of choice for disabling eco-unfriendly forestry operations.
  • : Following new legislation in Uwakuzi, the world still seems flat to some people in space.
  • : Following new legislation in Uwakuzi, citizens who don't recite the Pledge of Uwakuzi at least three times a day are placed on a terrorist watch-list.
  • : Following new legislation in Uwakuzi, people accuse the government of being in bed with Big Safety.
  • : Following new legislation in Uwakuzi, dog breeding has been banned in accordance with recent animal experimentation laws.

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