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The Republic of Uwutism

“Be patient”

Category: Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
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Regional Influence: Sprat

Location: the South Pacific



Population719 million

CapitalDisorder Central


The Republic of Uwutism is a huge, efficient nation, remarkable for its smutty television, irreverence towards religion, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate population of 719 million Uwutismians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Disorder Central. The average income tax rate is 64.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The thriving Uwutismian economy, worth 50.5 trillion Rices a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Trout Farming. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 70,246 Rices, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Genocide is seen as a topic best avoided in history lessons, giant beards and handlebar moustaches are increasingly popular, copyright laws have been abolished, and Leader can often be found attempting to coax random citizens' cats down from trees. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Uwutism's national animal is the Otter, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans.

Uwutism is ranked 28,510th in the world and 847th in the South Pacific for Most Developed, scoring 67.84 on the Human Development Index.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 3,191stTop
Best Weather: 7,844thMost Pacifist: 9,197thMost Influential: 9,915thSafest: 10,540thMost Compassionate Citizens: 11,040thNicest Citizens: 11,983rdHealthiest Citizens: 13,725thMost Beautiful Environments: 13,983rdLongest Average Lifespans: 14,538th
Best Weather: 256th in the regionTop
Most Average: 321st in the regionMost Pacifist: 362nd in the regionSafest: 400th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 405th in the regionNicest Citizens: 421st in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 428th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 444th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 465th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 467th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 528th in the regionMost Inclusive: 582nd in the region

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