The Kingdom of Uyghuriye is a huge, environmentally stunning nation, notable for its public floggings, compulsory military service, and prohibition of alcohol. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 747 million Uyghuriyeans are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The large, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Education, Law & Order, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kashgar. The average income tax rate is 49.0%.

The thriving Uyghuriyean economy, worth 55.6 trillion Tenges a year, is led by the Trout Farming industry, with major contributions from Retail, Information Technology, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 74,389 Tenges, with the richest citizens earning 5.1 times as much as the poorest.

The combined alert sound of a nation simultaneously receiving a text message is a common cause of hearing damage, visitors to Self-Sufficiency National Park who ask for trail maps are handed a pen and a blank sheet of paper, code enforcement officers circle wealthy Uyghuriyeans like vultures, and picnickers are lucky if a few wasps are the only animals that trouble them. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Uyghuriye's national animal is the Wolf, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Uyghuriye is ranked 88,025^th in the world and 93^rd in The Order of the Grey Wardens for Highest Average Incomes, with 74,389.75 Standard Monetary Units.