The Republic of Valce is a massive, genial nation, ruled by James vueldeer with an even hand, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, free-roaming dinosaurs, and absence of drug laws. The compassionate population of 1.333 billion Valcedas are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Valce city. The average income tax rate is 66.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The all-consuming Valcean economy, worth 125 trillion Real valcedas a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Book Publishing, and Basket Weaving. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 94,358 Real valcedas, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Election results are often delayed for weeks to count the expat votes, tabloids coo over James vueldeer's expected child, only lightning has a chance of striking James vueldeer twice, and raver DJ XStacy holds multiple medical degrees in chillaxing. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Valce's national animal is the Grifo, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Atheism.

Valce is ranked 270,996^th in the world and 58^th in The Social Liberal Union for Most Primitive, scoring -160.6 on the Scary Big Number Scale.