“Ｏｍｎｉａ Ｏｍｎｉｂｕｓ Ｕｂｉｑｕｅ ヘケ可” President Sydney Cole
|Category: Inoffensive Centrist Democracy|
Regional Influence: Squire
Location: The East Pacific
|Leader||President Sydney Cole|
The Unified Democratic States of Valdwall is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by President Sydney Cole with an even hand, and notable for its anti-smoking policies, frequent executions, and hatred of cheese. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 2.336 billion Valdwallians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.
The large government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Education, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The Redoubt. The average income tax rate is 67.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The frighteningly efficient Valdwallian economy, worth 192 trillion E Currencies a year, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Retail, Woodchip Exports, and Pizza Delivery. Average income is 82,522 E Currencies, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.0 times as much as the poorest.
Workers have their fruitcake and eat it too, divorce lawyers are found begging on the streets, sales of pregnancy testing kits are booming, and anything is permissible when wearing latex gloves. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Valdwall's national animal is the Forest Wolf, which is also the nation's favorite main course.
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Valdwall was endorsed by The Reaving Skallywag of Commodore Badger.
- : Valdwall's influence in The East Pacific rose from "Page" to "Squire".
- : Valdwall was endorsed by The Grand Duchy of RovaMittala.
- : Valdwall was endorsed by The Banana Republic of Stanisiti.
- : Following new legislation in Valdwall, anything is permissible when wearing latex gloves.
- : Following new legislation in Valdwall, sales of pregnancy testing kits are booming.
- : Following new legislation in Valdwall, divorce lawyers are found begging on the streets.
- : Following new legislation in Valdwall, workers have their fruitcake and eat it too.
- : Following new legislation in Valdwall, teddy bears and pajamas have replaced briefcases and suits in Valdwall's offices.
- : Valdwall voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Condemn Koem Kab".
Endorsements Received: 95 » Kampf Empire, Fedele, H-Zhena, VW53Aland, A Slanted Black Stripe, Wendelandia, Wiranath, Todd McCloud, Ridann, AngusEssa, The Holy Empire of Moronica, Axdel, Bullpups, Drunken Seal Islands, Dark Edgyness, Lyontisia, Socialist Holy American Empire, Rhealaliit, The Soviet Space Commie Union, Aelitia, The Happian Union, Kucia, Norjis, Elejamie, Headpat Central, United China Nation, Bacon Land, Trimmania, Ver Norge, Bytes, Slys Paws, British Calradia, Survivoristan, Thyaclinia, Davelands, Roissyland, Bachtendekuppen, Brotherland, The Angel of Charity, Neruch, Hizuru, Janoobi Jazair, Someseni, Stellar Colonies, Am Echad, Roliganistan, Outer Verron Swicia Islands, Federated States of Zootron, Republic of Berzerkistan, The Cult of the Great Cthulhu, and 45 others.Ellsonian Dominion, Magosconity, Lanagon, Pakitsk, The Empire of Rijelv, The Holy Utopian Republic, Squid Ruinosa, The Underwood Industrial Empire, Ravendi, The Sacred Whale, Broengtopia, BearStackof2015, Talitoa, New Leganes, Arkantis, The United Asian Republics, ReeK, East Malaysia, Bai Lung, Cameronia Excellentia, Marrico, Justice-Becoming, VoyKovie, Ribanzi, CheeseBurrito, Funkadelia, Kilkire, Babcocia, America Mjolnir, The United Neo American Union, Kangarawa, Arpino, Sen Jast, Libertanny, Enlil, Escade, Marrabuk, Lerasi, Liberstankonia, The Death Syndicate, Mossy-Oak, La xinga, Stanisiti, RovaMittala, and Commodore Badger.