The United Technocratic States of Valensi is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by Grand Marshall Urduja with an even hand, and renowned for its digital currency, compulsory military service, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, humorless population of 6.965 billion Valensians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Ai Saichen. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Valensian economy, worth a remarkable 2,208 trillion Valens a year, is fairly diversified and dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 317,090 Valens, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

It turns out that money can buy you happiness, the Smalltopian embassy doubles as an electoral campaign headquarters, students abandon classrooms for online education, and children are often punished for the sins of the fathers. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Valensi's national animal is the Tricorn, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Valensi is ranked 14,529^th in the world and 4^th in CISB for Most Stationary, with 1,151.4030131016 Days.