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The Meowvellous Wonderful World of Valentine Z

Valentine Z was Commended by Security Council Resolution # 415

“✌🏻” Clarissa Alanis Taissa Star T Samantha

Category: Democratic Socialists
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Regional Influence: Squire

Location: The North Pacific


Valentine Z

Population15.729 billion

CapitalThe Gloriously Re-Built Aoutpine Yangon
LeaderClarissa Alanis Taissa Star T Samantha
FaithTheravada Buddhism Among Many Others

CurrencyUniversal and Reliable Valentian Credit
AnimalVery Big Katten Monsters van de Wereld

The Meowvellous Wonderful World of Valentine Z is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Clarissa Alanis Taissa Star T Samantha with an even hand, and renowned for its free-roaming dinosaurs, daily referendums, and rampant corporate plagiarism. The compassionate, cheerful, devout population of 15.729 billion Valentian ZS are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous, socially-minded government prioritizes Education, although Environment, Healthcare, and Industry are also considered important, while Spirituality receives no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The Gloriously Re-Built Aoutpine Yangon. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Valentian economy, worth a remarkable 6,971 trillion Universal and Reliable Valentian Credits a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing and Tourism. Average income is an amazing 443,201 Universal and Reliable Valentian Credits, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Workers of "fairweather faith" claim six months of paid leave for holy days per year, nude art is becoming wildly popular, Valentine Z has been recently classified as an international menace after 'liberating' several nearby territories, and Maxtopian villagers starve by the time Valentian officials even file the appropriate paperwork needed to help them. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Valentine Z's national animal is the Very Big Katten Monsters van de Wereld, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Theravada Buddhism Among Many Others.

Valentine Z is ranked 304,750th in the world and 12,000th in The North Pacific for Highest Unexpected Death Rate, scoring 13.34 on the Bus Surprisal Index.

Most Inclusive: 10thHighest Food Quality: 25thHighest Average Tax Rates: 27thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 31stMost Compassionate Citizens: 37thLowest Crime Rates: 40thLargest Governments: 40thNicest Citizens: 41stMost Beautiful Environments: 41stHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 42ndSafest: 44thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 64thSmartest Citizens: 65thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 66thMost Pacifist: 67thMost Efficient Economies: 67thMost Advanced Public Education: 70thMost Developed: 78thMost Scientifically Advanced: 84thLongest Average Lifespans: 88thBest Weather: 91stMost Advanced Public Transport: 98thMost Cheerful Citizens: 99thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 101stMost Cultured: 106thMost Valuable International Artwork: 113thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 121stHighest Poor Incomes: 123rdLargest Welfare Programs: 136thHealthiest Citizens: 155thMost Subsidized Industry: 166thLeast Corrupt Governments: 192ndMost Influential: 298thLargest Publishing Industry: 429thLargest Information Technology Sector: 439thHighest Average Incomes: 640thMost Devout: 1,080thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 1,291stMost Patriotic: 1,467thHighest Economic Output: 1,549thTop
Most Income Equality: 7,299thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 9,146thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 9,250thTop
Largest Populations: 20,327thMost Stationary: 24,920th
Highest Average Tax Rates: 1st in the regionLargest Governments: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 1st in the regionMost Inclusive: 2nd in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 2nd in the regionSmartest Citizens: 2nd in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 2nd in the regionHighest Food Quality: 2nd in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 3rd in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 3rd in the regionMost Cultured: 3rd in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 3rd in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 3rd in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 4th in the regionSafest: 4th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 4th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 4th in the regionNicest Citizens: 4th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 5th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 5th in the regionMost Pacifist: 5th in the regionMost Developed: 6th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 6th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 6th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 7th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 8th in the regionBest Weather: 9th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 10th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 11th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 11th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 16th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 20th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 22nd in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 23rd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 41st in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 43rd in the regionMost Devout: 46th in the regionMost Influential: 59th in the regionMost Patriotic: 64th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 90th in the regionTop
Most Advanced Defense Forces: 290th in the regionMost Income Equality: 291st in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 314th in the regionLargest Populations: 343rd in the regionMost Stationary: 575th in the regionTop
Nudest: 936th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1,191st in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Valentine Z, Maxtopian villagers starve by the time Valentian officials even file the appropriate paperwork needed to help them.
  • : Following new legislation in Valentine Z, Valentine Z has been recently classified as an international menace after 'liberating' several nearby territories.
  • : Valentine Z was endorsed by The Commonwealth of Thraece.
  • : Valentine Z was endorsed by The People's Republic of Manrien.
  • : Following new legislation in Valentine Z, nude art is becoming wildly popular.
  • : Following new legislation in Valentine Z, workers of "fairweather faith" claim six months of paid leave for holy days per year.
  • : Following new legislation in Valentine Z, workers for the environmental protection agency are patted down for tartar sauce every morning.
  • : Following new legislation in Valentine Z, all you have to do is pray to get into Valentine Z.
  • : Following new legislation in Valentine Z, the government has adopted a "Lightning Never Strikes Twice" approach to dealing with natural disasters.
  • : Valentine Z was endorsed by The Incorporated States of Southern Moosetopia.


World Assembly

Endorsements Received: 551 » Pallaith, Eraver, Western Vapia, Corfad, Advancia-Sizzletown, Walter Jackson, The Sinclarian Provinces, Panama Coalition, Notyoutopia, Omnistria, Detrivania, Ethnon, Supreme Leader Hadrian, Chukstik Illahi, Merconitonitopia, Antiyard, 5 kingdoms of Britannia, Phoronu, The Tampa Bay Rays, Malta Comino Gozo, Tachycardia, Zecit, Yaorozu, Miamington, Old Emporia, Koda-Land, Prydania, Azzarel, Unsophisticate, The Rhein States, Necromonia, Wilkshire, Aeurithianar, TJUN-ia, Soviet Terran, PotatoFarmers, Vexilia, United States of Medford, Seenvorland, Alice Gardens, Karazan, Altivia, The Windmilluminati, Empy, Pleroma Sans Romans, The Bureaucratic Territories, Kappacon, Kwaj, North Bratislava, Zupla, and 501 others.Nordic-British Union, French Bananastan, LostLegion, Super Pax Americana, Cinnibar, Pradovnia, Sil Dorsett, The Austro Germanic Union, United States of Americanas, Dicko, Loutsland, Free Culture, Yemet, Srpski Novo Zelandjani, Marmiedon, Wineclaw, Siwale, Quentiam Viventem, Neo Colorado, Yukti, Vivanco, Vesuva, Dreadton, Cloydicia, David Davidson, Lemonbiscuits, Kranostav, Solmetria, Singamadri, United Asgardian States, Maott, Keventle, Ice and Tinian, The Iron Lions, Nationeer, Lucedeia, Leonfire, Joevala, Frances Francis the First of France, Napnomadia, Great Bights Mum, Great and Glorious Martese Unionins, Khoik, Xagill, Sunto, Zyvetskistaahn, Vincone Cae, Xyrron, Votak Matim, Runeda, New Trisone, Xentherida, Nistriabar, Unshleepd, Aeolist, Joodey, Zeternia, Greater Pittsburgh, The Democratic Kingdom Of Skaraborg, Sikol, Solcius, Batatoland Empire, Jaemir, Yellops, Cartures, Sattelbach, Former English Colony, Rainengrad, Picairn, Unimaginable Doom, Simone Republic, Feelonia, Animu Place, Chadinton, Drentusa, Aerilia, Gendirt, Confederacy of North America, Kyoki Chudoku, A Salmon Named Harold, The Peoples Republic of Kyle, Bankowiata, West Zebrupco Bageropirex, Brsil, Finchin, AmManies, Pasargad, Dacian Freelands, Canineia, Alcavia, Inspiratus, Laurendon, Noria Prinefrikeslon, Tvers, Pinguioris, Svenskskit, Wisconsota, Havonosa, Warnen, Katuda, Northern Socialist Council Republics, North Kalsennia, Sekura Monto, Just Vibin, Irongirong, Weeeest viiiiirginiaaaa, Laxoimia, Democatic Donkeys, Aryan Homeland, ForestMythal, AGoodPlace, Chiho, Perikuresu, Nordliches Stadt, Liberum Hibernia, Logovets, Tamarvand, Arquan, Ariele, Eternal Dominion, Card Kingdom, Andanavia, Ayuzhhhhh, Ahssn, Neopie, Stud Hoy, The Highland Union, Eggplant Island, Capitista, Lordelles, Le Free Republic, Tehmistan, The Soloman islands, Hellsinky, The Jerichowan Country, Ennomeria, Socialist Soviet Armenia, Amogus Sussy, Lil Nasbol, Luminerra, Bongo Mountain, Arstungry, The Unicrons, New Terra-Nullius, Sojenre, Holy Marcus Empire, Q w e r t y, Amderlask, Destroedor, Turacedran, Oannia, Menouria, Parpyduckland, Intelbrazia, XD 2, Aenglaland, Republic Sickle, Mk Steele, Mystiquelle, Solaria Alliance, Baja Calivada, Fratanica, The Erie Doctrine, Pazair, Fell Dunn, Jaded Grammarians, KAP03land, Cobolica, Regallio, Bornodia, Very Pog, The Arverni Lands, FezEmerald, 2 and 2 is Fish, Bengal Empir, Landraya, Thought Obliteration, Gragadoia, Rex Republic, Doessay, GPT-3, Bagojo, Flurbleland, Westerhold, Arucaria, New Zenonia, Hai Han, Auberean Waves, Kolongpar, Randoes, Kree Turrytopia, Serketa, Fengate, Ringnesia, New Gothika, Coutdown, Ivy Rekkia, Professor Thomas, Socialist People of Redondo Mundo, Hulldom, Wes Doonsuka, Varisland, Constantinolia, United Kahndaq, Filibustra, Gurou, Napnap, Scres Gidgerland, Artoriticitys, Omicron Persei V111, Travislavania, Gildenshtuck, United States of Dictators, Bud Prussia, Sakupolis, Heilhum Imperius, Bardopia, The Zheng Dynasty, Piura, Communist Beijing Must be China, The northern Polish territories, Miyasaka, Ishtimbine, Goose lands, Sea Star Islands, Hopenadya, Choi Aeguka, Meadowfields, Sechiole, SteelFists, Yokciq Empire, Cowbridge, Roman Empire August, Geezy For Life, Jorni, Almond Tofu, Viridiann, Individualist Catopia, Agencourt, Atrito, Zelenaya Dolina, Etanur, Chipoli, United free lands, Hiyzis, TyGerria, Sri Temasekia, TheLandOfFunFunFun, East Plate, Austro-Bavarian States, Intion North, Radicaster, Greater Cesnica, Wolffoxia, GrayingOut, Liberate World Order, The Serdey Islands, Segesta, New-Ferytland, Tsandonown, Eurochina, Libertario do s, Cult of Silence, Harjad, Darkanistan, Shibutani, ConSumeistan, UNION KINGDOMS, Liberepublia, The Southern Union of Brazil, Holy Axolotl, Exkosia, Nuclear Matter, Leonick, Russila, Transitional Global Authority, Flamengo, Risenfall, Elephant Bill Land, Namwenia, Bandergreen, Racoda, Lennie Briscoe, Davidianian, Misdainana, Mondstadtes KaiseReich, Amdupe, Grogerfan, New Xyroxes, Braziu, Eternal Skies, Retfor, Gothgraff and Lilium, Alsion, TamilPesum, New Jerusalemm, Coffee Drinker, Phantomvile, The Confederation of Earth, The Tetra Core, Goose nation, Emnaria, Freedom and Democratic Socialist, Argylia, Pichu23, Unterlander, Etaima, Salish-Cascadia, Andstions, Radored Welandion, Voipel, Esteneng, Huih, Parallax, Nevala, Desenzano del Garda, The Maltese, Sterulia, Ereena, Solenoide, Gulfia, Igritann, Horrorlandian State, Quincy, Better than this Hellhole, Wallstreetopia, Jonglergenekon, MAACAU, Hentaigraado, Homo Sapiens Deuss, Spifftopiania, Bakestate, Lorden Lands, Tenana, The Discipled, Rumagna, Inferior Impor, Abiff, U S Eh, Straknov, Tyllep, Sab Blo, Kamohoalii, Oceania-America, Spartoi, Calanguistao, Fekem, Tensa, Neve, Rinadia, Greater Rajava, Jinwoy, The Eurasian Reclamation Collective, Xiang Dynasty, Ayushvandra, Westswedia, Faedusia, Saldam, Potass, Grailia, HellSpire, Boennesis, ARYAVRT JAMBUKHAND, Dulska Federation, Darzing, Sanctum Teriaris, Elomania, Everoscondrica, Varithnia, Karog, Non-Exploding Cupcake, Aguaria Major, Proserpino, Mandurium, Aoncarpa, The New NRA, The Republic of Maltaland, Gridland Empire, Arch Dornan, Catalis, Dontrovolous, Fupiju, Technocratic-european Countries, Moorenaceous, Reino Orian, Vlenkenov, Greater Portugaliza, Tolandolia, Evelyn Hugo, Dem Republic of Romania, Theoros, The Great States of Mexico, Lionsroar, Starway, Arostica, Kosova, Gran Amerigo, Laforeia, Mataramsunda, PlanetMercury, Gort-8, Juvity, Aztecas, Chechnya-Ingushetia, Moailandia, Noradise, Isle Ideal, Frokolia, Kandorith, Pyos Ter, Crystal Creation, New Lakemba, Nouvel Empire, Coalition of Gedran, Pannonika, Seanat, Cruidan, Republica Guilleana, Xarikistan, Mitaboland, Melbournians, Peskax, IHateRights, Halleffle, Oceanica Empire, Homosexual Shrooms, Federation of Vanguard, Takashimaya, Attempted Socialism, Plangainer, Gojira, Esperonia, Ellbonnia, Kelvaros Prime, Fruition, Sou Avida, Ser Enta, Communist Lop, Blyskalia, Tape, Doichtland, Northern Fern Islands, Zanderlock, The Catalan Marc, Conklandi, Luclisty, Chechno-Kalimovski, Ekrund Greenskins, Stranamesta 2, Spacenerdtopia, Unite States of Europe, Vancricia, Reich German, Pinky Queen, Typrevrialand, Jinju-Do, Gorundu, Freyhurstia, Paladani, Audrenia, Crownidonia, Iespao, Iukatia, Dophrongion, Unitarian Universalism, Basoden, Saortia, Stankowia, Danjuka, Currezia, Azassas, Escotia, Texaska, PepperLen, Sachi, Bibble the Puffball, Francois Isidore, The Anddoran Commune, Brackerca, Territorio di Nessuno, Tanushland, Zerentopia, Androssian, 1 very fast endotarter, Sagevick, The Wolatedin, New Luxeria, Kinakiston, Noiland, Japhan, Elliniki Dhmokratia, Kosanx, Snipland, Ibra, American Corporate States, Name 0, Fiertronarawber, Love Shack, Southern Moosetopia, Manrien, and Thraece.