The ထာဝရပျော်ရွှင် ကြောင်ကမ္ဘာ of Valentine Z is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by Valkyrie Valentijn Samantha Constantine with a fair hand, and remarkable for its daily referendums, punitive income tax rates, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 10.605 billion Valentian Zs enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The enormous, liberal, socially-minded government prioritizes Education, although Environment, Industry, and Healthcare are also considered important. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The Gloriously Re-Built Aoutpine Yangon. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Valentian economy, worth a remarkable 3,864 trillion Universal and Reliable Valentian Credits a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 364,400 Universal and Reliable Valentian Credits, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Adults pretending to be teenage girls claim to have wholesome motives, state dairy cow's milk is a shear-thickening fluid that can stop small-caliber bullets, the government has instituted 'traveller reservations' across the country, and one-man canoes fitted with the latest tracking technology leave no room for one man. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Valentine Z's national animal is the Very Big Katten Monsters van de Wereld, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Theravada Buddhism Among Many Others.

Valentine Z is ranked 95^th in the world and 5^th in The North Pacific for Highest Foreign Aid Spending, scoring 9,875.55 on the Clooney Contribution Index.