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The Mirage Island of Valenverio

“Bask in the chaos and seek proof of your existence.”

Category: Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
Civil Rights:
Very Good
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Very Good

Regional Influence: Shoeshiner

Location: Forest

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Valenverio

Population19.346 billion

CapitalValerio
LeaderAvant-garde

Currencygald
Animalchocobo

The Mirage Island of Valenverio is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Avant-garde with an even hand, and remarkable for its parental licensing program, irreverence towards religion, and absence of drug laws. The compassionate, hard-working, humorless population of 19.346 billion Valenverians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Valerio. The average income tax rate is 18.7%.

The frighteningly efficient Valenverian economy, worth a remarkable 5,698 trillion galds a year, is led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Furniture Restoration. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 294,575 galds, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.1 times as much as the poorest.

The latest political memes depict Avant-garde as an overly-choreographed robot, politicians tend to jump ship to whichever party is currently leading in the polls, school lockers are filled with fancy underwear, and the government helps teach children how to kill a man from six paces. Crime is totally unknown. Valenverio's national animal is the chocobo, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Valenverio is ranked 33,391st in the world and 24th in Forest for Most Average, scoring 47.15 on the Average Standardized Normality Scale.

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1%
Largest Basket Weaving Sector: 355thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 410thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 491stMost Rebellious Youth: 507thMost Beautiful Environments: 564thLargest Publishing Industry: 618thMost Secular: 716thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 750thMost Cultured: 751stSmartest Citizens: 817thHighest Disposable Incomes: 1,147thHighest Economic Output: 1,429thMost Pacifist: 1,445thBest Weather: 1,699thMost Developed: 1,741stLargest Insurance Industry: 1,766thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 1,946thMost Efficient Economies: 2,059thTop
5%
Highest Average Incomes: 2,099thHighest Poor Incomes: 2,600thLongest Average Lifespans: 2,648thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 2,673rdHealthiest Citizens: 2,781stLargest Information Technology Sector: 2,905thMost Advanced Public Education: 3,089thMost Inclusive: 3,503rdHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 3,626thMost Stationary: 3,726thMost Scientifically Advanced: 3,793rdLargest Governments: 5,019thLargest Populations: 6,850thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 7,118thMost Compassionate Citizens: 9,734thTop
10%
Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 10,929thLowest Crime Rates: 12,280thMost Influential: 13,345thNicest Citizens: 15,136thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 18,851st
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1%
Largest Basket Weaving Sector: 2nd in the regionMost Stationary: 3rd in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 3rd in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 4th in the regionTop
5%
Most Cultured: 7th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 8th in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 9th in the regionLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 9th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 11th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 11th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 11th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 12th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 13th in the regionMost Secular: 15th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 17th in the regionLargest Populations: 21st in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 22nd in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 22nd in the regionTop
10%
Highest Wealthy Incomes: 23rd in the regionMost Average: 24th in the regionMost Developed: 28th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 30th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 32nd in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 32nd in the regionMost Pacifist: 34th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 39th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 41st in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 44th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Valenverio was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Efficient Economies.
  • : Following new legislation in Valenverio, the government helps teach children how to kill a man from six paces.
  • : Valenverio was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Efficient Economies.
  • : Valenverio was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Efficient Economies.
  • : Following new legislation in Valenverio, school lockers are filled with fancy underwear.
  • : Following new legislation in Valenverio, politicians tend to jump ship to whichever party is currently leading in the polls.
  • : Following new legislation in Valenverio, the latest political memes depict Avant-garde as an overly-choreographed robot.
  • : Following new legislation in Valenverio, the flight attendant who draws the short straw is on "cockpit bucket duty".
  • : Following new legislation in Valenverio, older citizens lament over the loss of law and order.
  • : Following new legislation in Valenverio, the government has cut its subsidies for all special interest groups.

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