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The Nine in the Afternoon of Valerievna

“And who cares divine intervention”

Category: Iron Fist Consumerists
Civil Rights:
Rare
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Few

Regional Influence: Duckspeaker

Location: Osiris

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Valerievna

Population6.106 billion

CapitalValerievna City
LeaderMiss Bad Life Choices
FaithLynxism

Currencygold coin
Animalmonster

The Nine in the Afternoon of Valerievna is a colossal, orderly nation, ruled by Miss Bad Life Choices with an iron fist, and renowned for its keen interest in outer space, ban on automobiles, and strictly enforced bedtime. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 6.106 billion Peebbles are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic government is primarily concerned with Defense, with Spirituality, Administration, and Healthcare also on the agenda, while Law & Order and International Aid aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Valerievna City. The average income tax rate is 56.7%.

The frighteningly efficient Peebble economy, worth a remarkable 1,044 trillion gold coins a year, is mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Gambling, Uranium Mining, and Woodchip Exports. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 171,068 gold coins, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.5 times as much as the poorest.

The Counter-Terrorism Unit has been nicknamed "Big Bad Wolf" for its tendency towards urban demolition, the Grinder at Fat Sal's Deli and Recycling Center is a national institution, the barter economy has taken over as the gold coin has become worthless, and epidemiologists happily announce that the reported incidence of depression is close to zero percent. Crime is pervasive, probably because of the absence of a police force. Valerievna's national animal is the monster, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Lynxism.

Valerievna is ranked 50,334th in the world and 2,777th in Osiris for Most Advanced Public Education, scoring 3,176.34 on the Edu-tellignce® Test Score.

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Most Valuable International Artwork: 64thLargest Gambling Industry: 412thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 987thMost Devout: 1,138thMost Armed: 1,196thMost Influential: 1,393rdLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1,729thMost Primitive: 2,267thTop
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Highest Crime Rates: 2,433rdLargest Mining Sector: 2,528thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 2,632ndHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 2,994thMost Ignorant Citizens: 3,020thLargest Black Market: 3,034thNudest: 3,320thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 3,495thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 3,656thMost Avoided: 3,719thMost Corrupt Governments: 6,190thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 8,231stHighest Average Incomes: 10,182ndMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 11,573rdTop
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Highest Disposable Incomes: 12,588thHighest Poor Incomes: 15,250thHighest Economic Output: 17,281stHighest Wealthy Incomes: 20,588th
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Most Valuable International Artwork: 1st in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 1st in the regionMost Influential: 8th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 10th in the regionMost Armed: 47th in the regionMost Devout: 58th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 66th in the regionTop
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Most Primitive: 108th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 109th in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 121st in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 124th in the regionNudest: 137th in the regionLargest Black Market: 148th in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 150th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 158th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 190th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 211th in the regionMost Avoided: 217th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 346th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 388th in the regionTop
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Most Stationary: 406th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 505th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 520th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 742nd in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 796th in the region

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