Category: Father Knows Best State | ||
Civil Rights: Good |
Economy: Frightening |
Political Freedoms: Outlawed |
Regional Influence: Squire
Location: the Rejected Realms
The Union of Valerion is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Overlord Valerius with an iron fist, and remarkable for its compulsory military service, parental licensing program, and devotion to social welfare. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 24.003 billion Valerionites are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.
The large, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Valerion. The income tax rate is 100%.
The frighteningly efficient Valerionic economy, worth a remarkable 9,973 trillion Denariis a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing and Tourism. Average income is an amazing 415,521 Denariis, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Visiting dignitaries make excuses to leave functions early and head to the nearest pub, scientists regularly clone human beings for research purposes, saying "don't do anything that Overlord Valerius wouldn't do" doesn't exclude a great deal, and children wondering what happens to pets after they die are shown where the compost heap is. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Valerion's national animal is the Raven, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.
Valerion is ranked 205,429th in the world and 2,856th in the Rejected Realms for Largest Cheese Export Sector, scoring 778.9 on the Mozzarella Productivity Index.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
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Valerion voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Repeal "World Assembly Central Library Compact"".
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Valerion voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Commend UPC".
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Valerion voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Medical care for the incarcerated".
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Valerion was endorsed by
The Allied States of Reformed Union of the Peoples of Brazil.
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Valerion was endorsed by
The Empire of Panthalasa Empirivm.
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Valerion voted against the World Assembly Resolution "costs in Criminal Cases Act".
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Valerion, children wondering what happens to pets after they die are shown where the compost heap is.
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Valerion voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Sustainable Timber Standards".
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Valerion voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Commend Kractero".
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Valerion voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Repeal "World Assembly Headquarters"".
World Assembly
Endorsements Received: 31 » Farrakhan,
Emeseses,
Andromeda Islands,
Arkhane,
Panormia,
Nation of Urie,
TorNaGul,
New Anarchisticstan,
Nyogatene,
Arinteriswith,
Saavir Yuvon,
Chocolatistan,
Falangist Quebec,
Stralfcyde,
Elaribel,
East Owenistan,
Mad Jack Is Rejected,
Toerana,
Liberza,
Regione Calabria,
Courage Caverns,
Arctic Lands,
TescoPepsi,
United States Of Alpha,
Lumiere du Premier,
Karputsk,
Three Galaxies,
Neo Imperial America,
Hasier,
Panthalasa Empirivm, and
Reformed Union of the Peoples of Brazil.