The Federation of Valgejarv Landscape Conservation Area is a massive, orderly nation, renowned for its keen interest in outer space, frequent executions, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, cynical population of 1.125 billion Valgejarv Landscape Conservation Areans are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Industry. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 53.8%.

The very strong Valgejarv Landscape Conservation Arean economy, worth 83.3 trillion gambles a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient black market in Tourism, Information Technology, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Arms Manufacturing. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 74,053 gambles, with the richest citizens earning 7.1 times as much as the poorest.

Kindergartners' favourite dance move is the stop-drop-and-roll, fashion magazine covers finally display realistic body images following photo-manipulation becoming illegal, the government frequently panders to parents with boutique tax credits, and recognizing the Valgejarv Landscape Conservation Arean flag qualifies you for citizenship. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Valgejarv Landscape Conservation Area's national animal is the gamble, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Valgejarv Landscape Conservation Area is ranked 121,691^st in the world and 54^th in Protected Landscapes of Estonia for Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector, scoring 2,133.27 on the Henry Ford Productivity Index.