The Kingdom of Valparta is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Flavio Adornetto with an even hand, and notable for its compulsory military service. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, devout population of 1.575 billion Valpartans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Environment, Law & Order, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Eqrona. The average income tax rate is 24.1%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The strong Valpartan economy, worth 78.3 trillion Valpartan Lire a year, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Gambling, and Information Technology. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 49,717 Valpartan Lire, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.5 times as much as the poorest.

There's a big brother in every prison, Valparta has designated Eqrona as its capital city, motorists must pay to enter inner-cities during peak hours, and Flavio Adornetto has just been declared ruler of Valparta in an international press conference. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force. Valparta's national animal is the Blue Jay, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Valparta is ranked 224,071^st in the world and 5^th in World of Lostoria for Most Primitive, scoring -88.6 on the Scary Big Number Scale.