The Federation of Valtamrei is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, renowned for its compulsory military service, complete absence of social welfare, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-working population of 26.109 billion Valtamreians are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The relatively small, pro-business government prioritizes Law & Order, although Education, Social Policy, and Industry are also considered important, while Spirituality and Welfare receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Valtamrei City. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 12.5%.

The very strong Valtamreian economy, worth a remarkable 1,075 trillion YTBDS a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Retail, Furniture Restoration, and Book Publishing. Average income is 41,194 YTBDS, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 248,277 per year while the poor average 3,074, a ratio of 80.8 to 1.

Shanty towns are forming in the suburbs of major cities, recruitment posters proclaim the army to be both fabulous and fashionable, skateparks can be found in every city, and an increasing percentage of the population's youth have homosexual parents. Crime, especially youth-related, is a problem. Valtamrei's national animal is the YTBD.

Valtamrei is ranked 143,987^th in the world and 1^st in Valtamrei for Most Beautiful Environments, with 518.42 pounds of wildlife per square mile.