The Vampire of Valvatorez is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by Valvatorez with an even hand, and renowned for its museums and concert halls and keen interest in outer space. The compassionate, devout population of 8.059 billion Valvatorezians enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The relatively small, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Netherworld. The average income tax rate is 28.2%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse Valvatorezian economy, worth 818 trillion golds a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Retail. Average income is an impressive 101,533 golds, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.6 times as much as the poorest.

Fraternities are notorious for drunken hooliganism, torture is illegal, atheistic refugees haven't got a prayer of being granted asylum, and private law firms are unheard of. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Valvatorez's national animal is the raven, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Violetism.

Valvatorez is ranked 63,920^th in the world and 9^th in Victory for Lowest Crime Rates, with 71.04 law-abiding acts per hour.