The Undead Lone Wolf of Vandoosa is a colossal, orderly nation, ruled by Empress Lilly Zaiveria with an iron fist, and remarkable for its avowedly heterosexual populace, infamous sell-swords, and ubiquitous missile silos. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 9.527 billion Youkai are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, with Law & Order and Industry also on the agenda, while Environment is ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Serico. The average income tax rate is 99.6%.

The frighteningly efficient Youkai economy, worth a remarkable 6,561 trillion Ceks a year, is broadly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Automobile Manufacturing. Average income is a breathtaking 688,680 Ceks, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.1 times as much as the poorest.

Chrome-clad space marines are such stuff that dreams are made on, the government defends a woman's right to choose, pre-takeoff checks last longer than the flights themselves, and foreign football clubs wave the Youkai flag before every game. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Vandoosa's national animal is the Faerie, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Cult of Shvonkism.

Vandoosa is ranked 3,394^th in the world and 1^st in Union of Ideologies for Most Extensive Public Healthcare, scoring 11,605.53 on the Theresa-Nightingale Rating.