The Federation of Varesemaed Landscape Conservation Area is a huge, safe nation, notable for its irreverence towards religion, suspicion of poets, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, hard-working, cynical population of 918 million Varesemaed Landscape Conservation Areans are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Industry. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 26.1%.

The powerhouse Varesemaed Landscape Conservation Arean economy, worth 59.1 trillion gambles a year, is dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Furniture Restoration, Uranium Mining, and Automobile Manufacturing. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 64,432 gambles, with the richest citizens earning 5.9 times as much as the poorest.

Students do more community service than homework, rumor has it that the government was paid off by the mob to allow casinos to reopen, crime suspects are forced to submit to blood testing, and the Varesemaed Landscape Conservation Area City Women's Prison Choir now has a baritone section. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Varesemaed Landscape Conservation Area's national animal is the gamble, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Varesemaed Landscape Conservation Area is ranked 116,065^th in the world and 82^nd in Protected Landscapes of Estonia for Safest, scoring 78.74 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.